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I'm going to use this in my next poetry class as an example of how line cuts can change the meaning of a statement. #Lit14Things https://t.co/IMvLXHmgSz
real talk the biggest surprise of my Lit 14 final exam was probably the fact that for once it was not about a sad poem zzz #Lit14Things
Lit 14 final exam a.k.a. this is probably my last time teaching this subject so my test was p. much 75 points' worth of feels. #Lit14Things
I hate making standardized tests almost as much as students hate taking them I think #buhayguro #Lit14Things
"What poem should I use for my final Lit exam?"
*finds emotionally wrecking poem, screams internally*
"Nvm found it."
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The problem with teaching a musical in a Lit class is that you will get all the songs hopelessly stuck in your head. #Lit14Things
"The last Master Class was on Tragedy and Comedy. We'll focus more on Tragedy because... the stuff in my syllabus is all sad." #Lit14Things
"I don't care about my liver! I care about my lover." #Lit14Things
"Sir, you know how you said that when Creon appears, he introduces conflict? He also adds color to the play. 'Cause Cray-on." #Lit14Things
When talking about tragic characters:
"So what really is Medea's problem? Well, okay, girl has lots of problems, but anyway."
#Lit14Things
Watching clip from the stage musical of Cinderella for #Lit14Things Master Lecture and I'm bothered that the Fairy Godmother has antennae.
Student: "We're discussing 'Archaic Torso of Apollo.' This is Apollo."
*shows slide with picture of polo shirt*
wHY #Lit14Things
Among today's Lit-any of #Lit14Things puns:
"So after the analysis, we have the analybro."
im so done brb somersaulting out the window bye
Geekily pleased that my Lit class tomorrow, April Fool's Day, will consist (appropriately) of a group report on Nonsense Verse. #Lit14Things
During Lit, before a group report on prose poetry:
"Sir I think they're going to do really well. Because they're prose."
fUCK #Lit14Things
Asked my poetry students to bring quotes today and someone used a quote by "Our Lord and Savior Winnie the Pooh." #praise #Lit14Things
"Do you have any questions from the Master Lecture or shall we proceed to the lesson, where we'll tackle... even more angst?" #Lit14Things
in other news we somehow got to discuss three poems (well two poems and a pop song) in one day what timey-wimey madness is this #Lit14Things
Me: "Using simile and metaphor, write one pick-up line and one hugot line."
Student 2: "Can we write more than one?"
r u ok #Lit14Things
Me: "For your quiz, we'll do some creative writing. Where do you often see similes?"
Student 1: "Guys we're gonna make landi."
#Lit14Things
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