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Studying actuarial mortality and all I can think of is the actuaries at Hezekiah’s insurance company when God added 15 years to his life 😂
Actuary A:
“Wait… this guy was supposed to be dead already. Why are we still paying this annuity?” 📉💀
#nerdjoke #actuarialscience
American AI’s S3 bucket at AI Impact Summit in India! We need more data is written all over this pic! 😊
#NerdJoke #IndiaAISummit2026 #AISummitIndia #AIImpactSummit @furrier @dvellante @rohitprabhakar @neeraj @EdLudlow @jonfortt @altcap
We need more data! Here’s American AI’s S3 bucket! 😊
#NerdJoke #IndiaAISummit2026 #AISummitIndia @furrier @dvellante @AnuragTechaisle @rneelmani #AIImpactSummit @rohitprabhakar @neeraj @EdLudlow @jonfortt @altcap
AI Impact Summit starts today.
It features technology's answer to Satyam Shivam Sundaram.
6-7 is the new 42 #nerdjoke
There are two rules in life:
1) Never give out all the information.
Ein neuer Arbeitskollege hat mich gefragt ob ich "D3 supplementiere"
Ich hab ihm gesagt, dass ich keine Zeit für Pen and Paper habe.
#Nerdjoke
Wie Civilization speelt, herkent toch veel van de bordkartonnen 'diplomatie' uit de game in de geopolitieke omgang van tegenwoordig. Nu maar hopen dat Gandhi van de knopjes blijft.. #Nerdjoke
@KintsugiJin @VVenerabilis 🤣🤣🤣 being excessively public and miserly with his telomeres 😆
#NerdJoke
Baah!! humbug
The young ambitious guy working the the lab was asking «How to obtain power ?»
- The answer: work overtime.
🥁
#NerdJoke pour @leclair76 , @jefbouch pis @GrandFendant
The only thing I’ve learned from all these hearings is that the average iq of a U.S. Senator is about 110.
@lucianocapone @CarloStagnaro “220 pagine, una per ogni miliardo speso in bonus”, dimmi che è un #nerdjoke
@CarloStagnaro
@guardian In the 80's Wet Mess would be hired to make commodore amiga comercials. #nerdjoke #Commodore
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