Top Tweets for #notTodayJr
🦁Kemp’s new thing: Throwing his food when he’s ‘finished’.
I’ve caught a couple bananas to the face, so naturally I started Dikembe-ing the kid. 😏#NotTodayJr #BreakfastwithDad
Some guy just asked if they get anything for 1st place in the regular season for bocce ball. #nope #nottodayjr
A huge shout-out to @EzFlex_Mats for setting me up to do ancillary training at home leading up to July 14. We thought we'd break them in... #alphacatzingano #alphacub #teamalphacat #acz #ufcboise #hebitme #soifishhookedhim #nottodayjr @ufc
Parking guy tried to give me a ticket while I was sitting in my car... #NotTodayJr
You know you're a man when you can turn on the lawnmower without your dad's help!! #preteen #Kids #nottodayJr
It's been a fuck of a night #nottodayjr
El co popo almost caught me slippen #nottodayjr
More than just ice cream - this cutie was practicing his negotiation skills after he finished his cup! #nottodayjr
Just opened a vine fucking threw my phone cuss exorcist bitch #nottodayjr
I left my house early to find a parking spot and found such great spot:) #DownTownParkingProbs #NotTodayJr
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