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#PrawnProTips – If you show up on time, you're too early. If you show up early, you're crazy. If you show up after all the food is gone... you're late, okay.
#PrawnProTips – Be the person your followers think you are.
And if you can't do that, who cares? They already think that's who you are anyway, okay.
#PrawnProTips – It's not about how much monies you have, it's about how you spend it. I recommend spending it on things you love... like me, okay.
#PrawnProTips – Looking to spice up your life? Post hot tub selfies at least once a week. Just don't stay in too long, or you might become a bisque, okay.
#PrawnProTips – This Halloween, consider wearing a phone booth costume. This way if you don't want to talk to someone at the party, you can just give them a busy signal, okay.
#PrawnProTips — Never trust somebody who says their favorite day of the week is Tuesday. There's nothing good about Tuesday except tacos, okay! Day before? Monday. Day after? Wednesday. Take the tacos and keep moving, okay.
#PrawnProTips – Mama always told me, never dip your toes in water where predators swim. This is why I always avoid sharks, especially loan sharks, okay!
#PrawnProTips – You gotta find your own place in the world if you wanna be successful. My place has an attached pool, spa, and nightclub. I recommend this, okay.
#PrawnProTips — Always have a back-up plan. Or several! Every night I have at least three other plans I could attend if my main plan is too boring, or I'm broke, okay.
#PrawnProTips –– Sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith, but always make sure somebody else leaps first so you have a soft place to land, okay.
#PrawnProTips – If you want to be the best, you've gotta look your best, okay. (Is okay to settle for second best – cause you can't possibly look better than Pepé.)
#PrawnProTips: Don't jump out of a cake at a party unless you're hired to. That's a surprise people don't like, okay.
#PrawnProTips – For most people, "snack time" is a good thing. But for a prawn is very very dangerous, okay. #NotEdible
#PrawnProTips – Always be true to yourself. (Save the little fibs for everybody else, okay.)
#PrawnProTips – You know your love is into you if they bring you flowers. You know they're really NOT into you if those flowers are venus fly traps, okay.
#PrawnProTips –– Take credit for anything and everything you can... but get outta there before someone starts blaming you for the bad stuff, okay.
#PrawnProTips –– Looking this good is a rare opportunity, okay. Set aside some time to take notes in front of the mirror about how you pulled it off.
#PrawnProTips –– Always have an excuse ready in case a friend asks you to help them move. My go-to is my great aunt's roommate's nephew is having surgery that day.
#PrawnProTips –– Dance like nobody's watching, and spend money like your Mama is watching you every minute, okay.
#PrawnProTips –– I always leave them wanting more. More Pepé is never a bad thing, okay.
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