Top Tweets for #slicejokes
Someone told me about a way to lose weight by putting slices of bread on my head. It's a loaf hat diet.
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I was told my cooking was awful, just as I was serving up another slice of gravy.
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I was told my cooking was awful, just as I was serving up another slice of gravy.
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Lost my restaurant job because I couldn't slice the condiments properly. I just didn't cut the mustard.
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Got a slice of a nice German Christmas cake in the local cafe, but can’t find it now. It’s stollen.
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I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high.
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Chap goes to collect his pizza and asks if he wants it cut into six or twelve slices. "Six", he says, "I could never eat twelve".
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Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
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I saw some cheese that refused to be sliced as it had greater plans...
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Lost my restaurant job because I couldn't slice the condiments properly. I just didn't cut the mustard.
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"There's a hole in my slice of cheese!"
"Just don't eat that bit".
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How lovey, I saw two insects sharing a slice of pizza in the Italian capital. Rome ants.
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Someone told me about a way to lose weight by putting slices of bread on my head. It's a loaf hat diet.
https://t.co/9JLknRanNl #Slice #SliceJokes #Joke
I was told my cooking was awful, just as I was serving up another slice of gravy.
https://t.co/9JLknRanNl #Slice #SliceJokes #Joke
I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high.
https://t.co/9JLknRanNl #Slice #SliceJokes #Joke
Chap goes to collect his pizza and asks if he wants it cut into six or twelve slices. "Six", he says, "I could never eat twelve".
https://t.co/9JLknRanNl #Slice #SliceJokes #Joke
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
https://t.co/9JLknRanNl #Slice #SliceJokes #Joke
I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high.
https://t.co/9JLknRrYET #Slice #SliceJokes #Joke
Chap goes to collect his pizza and asks if he wants it cut into six or twelve slices. "Six", he says, "I could never eat twelve".
https://t.co/9JLknRanNl #Slice #SliceJokes #Joke
I was told my cooking was awful, just as I was serving up another slice of gravy.
https://t.co/9JLknRanNl #Slice #SliceJokes #Joke
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