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When I heard my sofa had been stolen, I thought "I'm not going to take this sitting down".
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One of my best childhood memories was falling asleep on the sofa and waking up in bed thinking "wow, I can teleport".
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Bought a new recliner sofa. Apparently if I don’t like it, I can take it back.
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Bought a new sofa recently and it comes with three years free credit. Great news for my phone bill.
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What does ET stand for? Because someone took his sofa.
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A man walks into a furniture shop in Glasgow and sits on a sofa. A chap working there says "Comfy?", the man says "Paisley".
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Someone stole my sofa. Thankfully it was recovered.
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Heard about someone addicted to eating sofas. He’s got a suite tooth.
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Bought a new recliner sofa. Apparently if I don’t like it, I can take it back.
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I found a universal remote control down the back of the sofa, I thought to myself “this changes everything”.
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One of my best childhood memories was falling asleep on the sofa and waking up in bed thinking "wow, I can teleport".
https://t.co/8QYMqr9bTB #Sofa #SofaJokes #Joke #Humour
A man walks into a furniture shop in Glasgow and sits on a sofa. A chap working there says "Comfy?", the man says "Paisley".
https://t.co/8QYMqr9bTB #Sofa #SofaJokes #Joke #Humour
Heard about someone addicted to eating sofas. He’s got a suite tooth.
https://t.co/8QYMqr9bTB #Sofa #SofaJokes #Joke #Humour
Someone stole my sofa. Thankfully it was recovered.
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I have been trying to think of another relevant joke but have had no luck sofa.
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Bought a new recliner sofa. Apparently if I don’t like it, I can take it back.
https://t.co/8QYMqr9bTB #Sofa #SofaJokes #Joke #Humour
I found a universal remote control down the back of the sofa, I thought to myself “this changes everything”.
https://t.co/8QYMqr9bTB #Sofa #SofaJokes #Joke #Humour
What does ET stand for? Because someone took his sofa.
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A friend failed his Sofa Exam. He's going to resit.
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One of my best childhood memories was falling asleep on the sofa and waking up in bed thinking "wow, I can teleport".
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