Top Tweets for #staticjokes
Saw a caravan park with a sign saying "Come see our static display". There was a chap rubbing balloons on his jumper.
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Do static caravans have a minimum charge?
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Kept getting a weird shocking feeling when I was on holiday. Turns out I was staying in a static caravan.
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The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity so I’m going to take it back to the shop and get it exchanged it for another one free of charge...
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Found out the cable I picked up was full of static. I was shocked.
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Really pleased to hear about the force inside an eggshell that holds it together. Egg static.
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One cable says to another, "I'm so happy that I've finally got rid of that charge I was carrying. I'm ex-static".
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Heard about someone who was arrested after carrying static and then touched a lightning rod. He was cleared of all charges.
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Kept getting a weird shocking feeling when I was on holiday. Turns out I was staying in a static caravan.
https://t.co/VpKlWxkgpT #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity so I’m going to take it back to the shop and get it exchanged it for another one free of charge...
https://t.co/VpKlWxkgpT #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
Heard someone shouting rude comments at some static. I thought, "that's an abuse of power".
https://t.co/VpKlWxjIAl #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
Found out the cable I picked up was full of static. I was shocked.
https://t.co/VpKlWxjIAl #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
Really pleased to hear about the force inside an eggshell that holds it together. Egg static.
https://t.co/VpKlWxkgpT #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
I know someone who used to go around trying to shock people with static, but now he's well grounded.
https://t.co/VpKlWxkgpT #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
Saw a caravan park with a sign saying "Come see our static display". There was a chap rubbing balloons on his jumper.
https://t.co/VpKlWxjIAl #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
One cable says to another, "I'm so happy that I've finally got rid of that charge I was carrying. I'm ex-static".
https://t.co/VpKlWxjIAl #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
Heard about someone who was arrested after carrying static and then touched a lightning rod. He was cleared of all charges.
https://t.co/VpKlWxjIAl #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity so I’m going to take it back to the shop and get it exchanged it for another one free of charge...
https://t.co/VpKlWxjIAl #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
Heard someone shouting rude comments at some static. I thought, "that's an abuse of power".
https://t.co/VpKlWxjIAl #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
Found out the cable I picked up was full of static. I was shocked.
https://t.co/VpKlWxjIAl #Static #StaticJokes #Joke #Humour
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