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Four years ago today I was listening to some Dire Straits in the car with the kids and my son says “Money for nothing and chicks for free? What does that mean? Free chickens?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #thingschildrensay #fromthemouthofbabes
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My 8yo son asked this evening, "how did you trick mummy into marrying you". Didn't know whether to laugh or cry #thingschildrensay
Reuben: the tigers weren’t nocturnal. They were awake in the day. They were yesturnal!
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I told my five-year-old daughter I pulled a muscle in my bum out running. “In this house,” she said. “We call it a bottom, not a bum.” #motherhood #parenting #thingschildrensay
Granddaughter today putting on her new jeans ( age 5) ….said very seriously
“Nanny ,did you know if you don’t do your zip up properly your fleas come down!!”
😂
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Eating hotel breakfast and the guy in the table beside us sneezed, twice.
Son responds with a loving, loud, innocent and completely realistic "WOOF WOOF" between his spoons of cereal.
Floored. 😂 #honestkids #thingschildrensay
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My daughter has just left for school, the morning routine is still pretty new to us a week in! Neighbours cars were pulling out as Ivan was tying her seatbelt and she declared “The parents have a day off.”I asked what she meant,“All the children are in school.”
Just remembering this nugget from last week. We were making clay models of famous buildings.
Me: Wow! That's a brilliant Big Ben!
6 year old child: Thanks. It's Art Nouveau.
Me: 😲
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Monday morning chat:
Me: Is it the 14th?
Wife: Yes
Me: It's Pi Day. I'm gonna wear my Pi T-shirt
Son: I'm not.
Us: Why
Son: Cause I don't have one(followed by laughter).
(we all laughed)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My niece wanted an orange, then she asked me if it had chocolate in it 😅
I open the orange for her, she says she can eat it because it makes her sick 😅😅
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Out weird cat Saki ran down the hall in a panic then started making her really odd elongated meows and my daughter immediately said “Saki is calling her spaceship, her spaceship to come pick her up.” 😂 #thingschildrensay
#MySLTday on Fri, one of my favourite conversations ever in joint clinic...
Dr. "What do you like at school"
5;0 "packed lunch"
Dr. "What are you good at in school?"
5;0 "eating lunch"
Dr. "What do you do at home?"
5;0 "make lunch with mummy"
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I absolutely love this conversation between my #friend and her #daughter ❤️and I concur, she is beautiful #thingschildrensay
My 5 year old daughter was very excited to give me these artificial flowers this morning for my birthday, saying proudly "I got you these because you're not very good at keeping flowers alive!" 🤣❤️
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Love listening to children. Witchy granddaughter, playing Monopoly: 'Don't spent too much money, Nani. You might end up bankcrapped.' #witchygranddaughter #thingschildrensay
When playing pediatrician or mommies with babies, my youngest will consistently say “okay, honey.” Where she learned this is beyond me because neither her father or I say this. #thingschildrensay
Sweden & Ukraine have just gone to a draw 1:1 and I asked my 8 year old what happens now, how will they decide to go through.
Her reply ‘they play rock, paper, scissors!’
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