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Breaking Fake News: AI developers in Hollywood admit defeat this summer after trying to match the hyperscale activities of Tom Holland and Zendaya. #ThingsILearnedToday
Breaking Fake News: @Apple is set to unveil a new product that will stop people from pushing the company to release new products. #ThingsILearnedToday
Breaking Fake News: Maria Bartiromo is either the new White House press secretary or the latest 60 Minutes correspondent. #ThingsILearnedToday
Anxious obsession
Oh, the challenge of love!
How boring compared
To the delusions of
A madness unspared.
And, yet, is it not love,
Past all abhorrence,
When passion’s unstable,
Wild in its torrents?
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With her sports background, Jemele Hill is obviously taking a "rooting" interest against capitalism. #ThingsILearnedToday
Some conquerors want to rule the world. Others simply want to re-name it. #ThingsILearnedToday
I, too, will renounce any bad behavior and retract all terrible comments from my past. That's only if I ever run for Congress, of course. #ThingsILearnedToday
To be consistent with its policy that “Mount McKinley” is “also known as Denali,” MapQuest will also consider listing Caitlyn Jenner with “also known once as Bruce.” #ThingsILearnedToday
Still waiting for the first opponent of the administration to announce that, if elected, he or she will rename a certain body of water as Lake Epstein Files. #ThingsILearnedToday
With no recognition that a $44 trillion federal deficit exists, Congress might be an Alzheimer's facility.
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With no disrespect to people living with Tourette's, but there are some account holders on X who display similar characteristics. They spout invective repetitively (after mind-reading comments incoherently). No harm, of course, when you recognize the tic. #ThingsILearnedToday
Poly Sci 101, Fall Semester '26: An existential threat to democracy does not obsess on renaming lakes and gulfs, nor the staging of UFC and race car events. #ThingsILearnedToday
Epstein, Epstein, Epstein!
(Sorry. Haven't heard it caterwauled much lately.)
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The 5 Stage of US Women's Professional Basketball
1. Who is the WNBA?
2. Give them Caitlin Clark.
3. Watch them beat her up.
4. See them alienate her fans.
5. Who is the WNBA?
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Walmart is helping with the affordability of beef nationwide for shoppers. No word yet on what DHS is doing for the availability of cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio. (Too soon?)
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Is it worth being an American and losing your family? The Court didn't address any of that in separating a child from a parent. #ThingsILearnedToday
Regardless of the merits on what birthright citizenship is, the Supreme Court decision today only emboldens those pressing for the rapid mass deportation of non-citizens. #ThingsILearnedToday
i promise to save baby Julius Caesar if Elon Musk builds me a time machine. Veni, vidi, swaddled. #ThingsILearnedToday
@ks_moody @DRJWheeler27045 #thingsilearnedtoday
Many Americans think if one historical event occurred 30 odd years after another they cannot have been influenced by the same intellectual currents. Rousseau wrote The Social Contract in 1762, genius.
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