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Sometimes u gotta say fuck it and use a dog shock collar to train your coworkers to do tasks for you #thisismylife #okay
visiting oomf and he already dropped me off at the gay club by myself #thisismylife
just downed one to scroll tiktok and do nothing for 3 hrs #thisismylife
1 day no energy drink my head already hurts fuc k the world man
accidentally put on the cum sock before going out #thisismylife
Pulling up the public library to do my remote computer cancer research and getting told by the teens at the other table that im so pretty #Yup #ThisIsMyLife #Blessed
bawling my eyes out while watching a rajward edit #thisismylife
if i dont get a livdom solo entrance tonight i might go feral #thisismylife
Russell out of the race on the first lap #ThisIsMyLife
Need a horror movie where a emo kid has mental issues and is spoiled but abused and doesn't know they're abused so eventually they get like homicidal and plan to kill their whole family then themself and then it happens and there's no good ending. #thisismylife #makethisnow
A lot of my shenanigans would be considered “moe” if I weren’t a 6ft man now it’s just “go play a sport you tall for nothing bastard”😔 #truth #thisismylife but
watching soft core porn with oomf on daily motion #yeah #thisismylife #bazinga #ROTFL @T0NlS #true #myyacht #axting #dlaciebie ##
When the cardio thoracic surgeon whose been doing this since before you were born says “well what do you think we should do” is the ultimate compliment. #cvlife #nursesoftwitter #realtalk #thisismylife
Bar had the pirates game and the canes game on and both of them won #thisismylife
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