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@FranckenTheo I really don't understand.
If you really want a European army, defense deals should not negotiated anymore at country level but at EU level.
#thiswillneverwork
All right #TwitterVerse there’s not a lot of time left and 1/2Pint Houdini need some help so all aboard! #PutThatInYourPipe #PatHeads #IDontEvenKnowThisGuy #LetsGoBrandon #VIP #HobbitInNeed #ThisWillNeverWork
@3EyedTiger Been for a run, it’s lovely out there! Now trying to teach Jarvis another way of understanding the “drop” command #ThisWillNeverWork
Are you persistent like @marcrandolph & @MsVivicaFox ? Don't stop. Won't stop. @stage29podcasts #ThisWillNeverWork #podcast #Netflix Listen: 💯
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"You have in your head what success really means. Then you get there & you're like... this isn't what I wanted!" @marcrandolph @MsVivicaFox What is #success for you? #ThisWillNeverWork #podcast #Netflix @stage29podcasts Listen:
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Inspired by Thursday's #PortraitChallenge I've tried making a Cornish boss biscuit!
I've got them chilling in the fridge now before I bake them 🤞
Based on a Cornish church roof boss (artist unknown)
@StudioTeaBreak
#Biscuit #ThisWillNeverWork

Going through #thiswillneverwork by @marcrandolph this weekend.
Marc had me at, "I worked for #Borland and @PhilippeKahn
Loyal Borland customer since 1989. Have been using Delphi since 1995. Still do.
If you haven't picked a copy, pick one. Highly recommended.
@Gangstazsalute Best way around that bro is find a chopper and fly it straight into them before parachuting off into the sunset #JobDone #SquadWipe #ThisWillNeverWork 💀🤠
You need EXPERIENCED MEDIA PROS, like a third of the people who liked this post aka -- my two college-aged sons and my wife. TRUST THE EXPERTS! LOL!!!! #didicancelmyownshow #thiswillneverwork #thesocials #drowningnotwaving

This is what happens when you put the exhaust fluid (DEF) in the wrong hole... a customer put the Urea fluid in his fuel tank.
#exhaustfluid #DEFfluid #stupidemissionscrap #thiswillneverwork — feeling concerned
HEY DUDES! Just made a late night bacon sandwhich! @CappelloChris @rzel93 @derchamp #thiswillneverwork #welcometomoes @Moes_HQ

He went Carl.... https://t.co/cHaMC1ICiw
Anyone selling @dallassmith tickets for moncton 😭😭😭 #desperate #thiswillneverwork #sellmeyourticket #please #illgoalone 😂
Tonight is G.O.A.T.z night with @GreatGoats at @Canfields My Mantra: "I will not buy more @AltraRunning shoes". Repeat. #thiswillneverwork
I was raised conservative Baptist, my husband was raised pentecostal.
#thiswillneverwork
#weneedjesus
@tejjxo I was terribly hanging, take you for food to make up for it. #thiswillneverwork
My agent wants more "girl next door" headshots. Hi, I'm almost 30! I'm also a horrible neighbour. #thiswillneverwork
*takes deep breathes and prepares to make a lame attempt at being social*. #thiswillneverwork #introvertlife
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