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Jul 18
#ItsAlwaysSunnyInPutinistan
America's favorite uncle Putin gives sunny mental review of his sex slave. Being exKGB Colonel, is competent to evaluate. Says Trump is "Impulsive, mentally unstable & unbalanced individual, who suffers from an inferiority complex"
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Jul 18
#ACharlieBrownChristmas
The Christmas classic returns. Marjorie Three Names plays football at the Gaetz of Hell
Nazis try to kick at Orange County: Cancelled
Nazis try to kick at Riverside: Cancelled
Nazis try to kick at Anaheim : Cancelled
America Last Lost
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Jul 17
#WhoWantsToBeADebtonaire
The popular quiz show sees Donald The Duck McTrump report his final Q4 2020 campaign finances. Trump conveniently steered $1.8 million into his own pocket out of donor funds, apparently to pay interest on his huge debts. Maybe illegal
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Jul 17
#IDreamOfMeanie
This episode of classic sitcom sees Trump appointee Michael Pack fire full-time employees from Voice of America simply for refusing to pledge loyalty to Trump. Meanwhile Christ-loving Mike Pence suggests bombing Iran due to the election loss
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Jul 17
#TwinPikes
America's favorite horror drama returns as FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper investigates the mystery of Manhattan sea food at the DA's office. In today's episode some deep-fried Calamari with a side order of fresh ice cold Weisselberg lettuce
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Jul 17
#MySoCalledWife
Popular Slovenian Sitcom (subtitles)
In the episode The Worst Lady slams books about her having "no credibility". This from fake wife of world's biggest con artist; who lied about her own college degree & plagiarized Michelle Obama
(R Nudity)
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Jul 17
#TheAmazingRacist
In this episode of popular reality TV game show, House Loon Marjorie Three Names & America's Rapist, Statutory Gaetz try to organize Nazi extravaganza America Last tour in California. First Pacific Hills cancels it. Then Riverside cancels it
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Jul 16
#AllMyLawsuits
Riveting daytime soap of 3,500 Trump lawsuits. In this episode various municipalities prepare to sue Trump for unpaid campaign venue fees. Giuliani rogue foreign policy investigation expands with Ukrainian help. Eric accidentally sues himself
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Jul 16
#MarriedWithBlackmail
Sitcom about the joys of extortion. In this episode Roger Stone blackmails Trump. Trump refuses to pay, instructs Matt Gaetz to pay. He pays Roger $20,000 to his Drake Ventures LLC. This company being investigated by DOJ as a tax fraud
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Jul 16
#AsTheRatTurns
America's favorite daytime soap continues. In this episode Gen Milley says he feared Trump would launch a coup d'etat. My Pillow Guy suddenly cancels Trump August 13th reinstatement. And Ex daughter-in-law of Weisselberg testifies against Trump
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Jul 16
#DancingWithTheTrumps
In tonight's exciting episode Sarah Huckabee Sanders dances with Trump to pay Trump bribe of $58,700 for his endorsement of her campaign. Then America's first Reptillian-American Senator, Swamp Thing Rick Scott awards Trump a fake trophy
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Jul 15
#TheWorldAtWar
Classic British documentary. This episode tells how US highest ranking military officer the Chairman of Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen Miller fears Trump will launch a coup d'etat. After he launched that coup, Mark Meadows begs Ivanka to stop Trump
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Jul 15
#MorkAndMaga
Classic sitcom. In this episode Dork from Ork demands bribe from Mo Brooks the Insurrectionist Congressman who pays $25,000 for Trump's endorsement. Then another space alien Qevin McCarthy travels to NJ to smell Trump's farts & pretend to listen
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Jul 15
#ItsAlwaysSunnyInPutinistan
America's favorite uncle Putin delivers sunny news. Yes, he did support Trump in 2016 election against Hillary. Czar Vladimir the Smug did it because he knew Trump is an imbecile. Also we find out, yes Putin has the pee tape.
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Jul 14
#FluffyTheMyPillowSlayer
Popular vampire slaying show. This week Buffy meets Marjorie Three Names who declares that Trump would NOT be reinstated in August. Next up My Pillow Guy goes on air, says he never meant it to be August, when he said August 13th
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Jul 14
#FoolOfFortune
Long-running game show. Vanna Trump spins wheel & is ready to solve the puzzle: In Las Vegas a mercenary army lover Nazi Michele Fiore is caught in financial scam with Trump. Meanwhile stories return of Jared involvement with Putin sanctions
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Jul 14
#WelcomeBackCovid
In classic high school sitcom, Kotter discovers that Florida homicidal Governor #DeathSantis is selling gear with "Don't Fauci My Florida" text. Meanwhile Norwegian Cruise Lines sues Florida to protect health of the passengers against Covid
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Jul 14
#AsTheRatTurns
America's favorite daytime soap continues. In episode Televangelist Pat Robertson says Trump lives in an alternate reality. Qevin McCarthy declares on Fox that Trump is the President. Marjorie Three Names declares Trump will NOT be reinstated
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