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If I was at Trump presser, first question: ‘Dude, your ‘assassination attempt’ looked fake AF to me, I know you and the way you repeated ‘looking at my charts’ at RNC days later made it seem like they told you to look that way, as if it was staged by Mike Flynn. I get someone died, but you wouldn’t care about that, let’s be real, your casino execs died in ‘89 in a helo crash that was totally f’n suspect. You didn’t actually get shot, or even nicked, but you wore a fake ass bandage and said dumb sh*t like you ‘took a bullet for democracy’ bro, I’ve seen you lose a fight with an umbrella. Hell, I saw you sh*t your pants on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ because you couldn’t pronounce a 3-syllable word. So be honest for once in your miserable life, you thought that bit of theatre had the election all wrapped up and now you’re sweating like Bill Barr at a ‘meat and three’ or maybe that’s just the Adderall…either way, you know you’re gonna f’n lose right?…..’