#BadParent

A brutally honest & hopefully humorous (at times a little sweary) account of parenthood

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7.30am: Gathering coats, “Put your shoes on please love” Said in light, Monday’s going to be ok… https://t.co/1fARwvsFAU

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✨HAPPY NEW YEAR ✨Goals for 2018....
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No resolutions, I never keep them and they simply make me… https://t.co/zcIXs4MHFT

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I often think she doesn’t look like me at all, then I come across a snap like this and that jaw… https://t.co/ToNZt8UgFb

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Merry Christmas, here have a shit load of little teeny tiny things your kids can put in their… https://t.co/yBljUypZFc

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✨🎄 Merry Christmas 🎄✨
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Wishing you all a wonderful day filled with family, fun, food and maybe… https://t.co/QJF1P9d79c

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If you could sell children on eBay this is what the post for this one would say:
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Petite three… https://t.co/GL4tmy1ac2

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Just be fucking kind people, please!
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As the big day draws ever nearer and tensions rise ever… https://t.co/XvPCTgbMSV

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It’s that time..... when I make up for my lack lustre parenting the rest of the year by making a… https://t.co/axl3Gb75w7

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Birth #2 💖. The illustrious natural birth I thought would heel my broken brain. It didn’t. This… https://t.co/Iq6iVkafsC

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This is the moment I first clapped eyes on The Boy 💖 our amazing midwife Cora stayed way past… https://t.co/agu6zuWkpV

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Today’s the day 🎄😁🎄 #itsbeginingtolookalotlikechristmas
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Poor Miss Penny is terribly confused… https://t.co/H5NLCra4Qx

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‘‘Tis the season..... 🍸🍸🍸🍸
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.... to drink & to buy gifts! And it’s also @smallbizsatuk (small… https://t.co/2gmbPhpJR2

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A cheeky little #tbt to the first Christmas we had two children to parent! 👦🏼👧🏼🎄
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Miss Penny… https://t.co/4bjaySU2y1

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Curiosity killed the cat. Or in our case curiosity killed the half term fallout we were… https://t.co/6SsFNbTKUc

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FYI This code applies to both of my children right now 😫
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But it was The Boy that ripped the… https://t.co/bBgmCgSNlI

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It never gets easier 😢😢😢
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Especially after three weeks of giddy family fun: 30th birthday… https://t.co/p4eBwJOY3F

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It never gets easier 😢😢😢
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Especially after three weeks of giddy family fun: 30th birthday… https://t.co/p4eBwJOY3F

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When your mum cuts your hair, and you hate it!!!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️
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After a full hour of crying she… https://t.co/Cpf4O5jFDL

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#metoo
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When you read the definitions I wonder if there are many women out there who can't say… https://t.co/ZejvqF6ECm

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Thinking of everybody who is remembering someone precious tonight ❤️🕯
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All those mummy's and… https://t.co/eYWD7vkr0d