I am sure you are all aware by now as we are over 305 hours into the month, but it’s officially Asian American & Pacific Islander Month. I want to take this time to appreciate our ancestors that come before us and to celebrate the culture. This is a month of joy for us all. #Pino
My day was ruined twice today. And tomorrow’s day has already been ruined. What do I have to live for anymore? 2 days from now? What kinda of quality of life is that?
How I can win Half White Boy of the Year in 2026:
1) Become CEO of a Fortune 500 company
2) Walk on to the Knicks (NBA)
3) Get a feature on a Drake or Cardi B song
4) Wear more Gucci/LV/Old Navy
5) Be friends w Chalamet
Gonna be a busy one. Can’t wait for what’s next. #Loading
I’m very proud and overjoyed to announce that I have overcome an illness #Warrior. Currently unsure what the illness was, whether that be the flu, the common cold, or hand foot and mouth disease @Noahsyndergaard. But I am 90% over it. You come for the king, you best not miss.
Big Jordan Love guy here. Not sure what it is about him, but I think he’s got it. #HotTake. Can’t wait to see this kid #shine in the future. #A1SinceDay1
Have been #thinking about changing up the email signature. The goal is to spark up #some chatter around the office. I’m thinking:
“Remember the name,
Jermaine”
Does this come off as ostentatious? Genuine #thoughts are more than welcomed. Thanks.
Shaping up to go 0-3 in my fantasy leagues this week. #RudeAwakening for myself. As the leader of these teams though, I need to take accountability and say that the guys played terribly. Across the board. Really need to #sharpen up if we’re going to make it through a full season.