James

Inner monologue made outer

[James @HashtagSagos]

Lord help this groundhog if I get my hands on it. I didn’t forget that pagan idol’s prediction

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I consent to sharing volume data with Spotify so it knows when it picked a fuckin banger

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Bring us a Skyrim movie we’re ready

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💐Still incredibly helpful though thank you future AI overlord 💐

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Having google’s Gemini or ChatGPT create images is like talking to a goddamn genie. You never know how it’ll actually turn out

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@Shell your AI younger self ads need to stop. They’re terrifying. I can’t believe they passed through marketing

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Gunna give the Robin Williams speech from Good Will Hunting to ChatGPT

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I dabble in carpentry but doors are not my jamb

[James @HashtagSagos]

If you read the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne it feels like your having a stroke

[James @HashtagSagos]

I wish we still gave leaders epithets like William the Conqueror
Anyways happy birthday to president Jimmy Carter the Unkillable

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Weird how you can fall asleep watching tv but not on your phone

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Greece doesn’t have the FBI but they do have the Fetaralés

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My rap diss would be that you wake up early on your day off

[James @HashtagSagos]

Even though the moon is doing most of the work today the real star is the sun

[James @HashtagSagos]

The two dollar bill is gonna make a comeback guaranteed

[James @HashtagSagos]

Prose and cons

A slam poetry event for death row inmates

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Narc GPT

[James @HashtagSagos]

Dog, player, I get it
Frog, player, I (ribbit)

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Idk if you can have multiple custom horns in a Tesla. But one should definitely be the “You’re an idiot” echo from the grinch