Hashtag Warriors :-)

We love Hashtag Wars. We show no mercy. We have other indy accounts we use this one to compete :-)

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI had a life as a functional human being that didn't AUDIBLY say "hashtag" before spouting phrases out of my face.

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI felt THREATENED not honored when someone was following me. You call the cops when you have a follower not your bff

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI could hear the sound of a bird without making seizure-like movements trying to get to my goddamn phone.

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI didn't have to edit my thoughts into 140 characters & didn't have that small hissy fit in my head when it was too

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI wasn't paranoid that "OH GOD SOMEHOW SOME FAMOUS PERSON IS GONNA READ THIS, THINK I'M AN IDIOT & TELL THE WORLD!"

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI could read a sentence and not have the thought of "I favorite that hahaha like OMG"

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI could get into needless arguments face to face like a dignified adult!

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI didn't feel like the loser of the world's biggest popularity contest when I lost a follower.

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI gave 0 fucks about what my life mission statement was for strangers to read. It's like an online epitaph. #creepy

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI could care less whether or not I got points for anything EVER unless I was playing a video game.

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI could say the word "blessed" in church without mentally putting a "hashtag" before it.

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI didn't count on a tiny yellow star making or breaking my day. (well ok kindergarten, stars mattered but...)

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI did things. talked to people. had a job, dreams & ambitions! I'm a shell of the woman I once was! #curseyoutwitter

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI didn't feel crushing defeat if I ran out of ideas for stupid quips within a half hour time period.

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

@midnight #BeforeTwitterI had never talked to @NerdistMom lol

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

being discovered at a local karaoke bar singing "Kick In The Teeth" so off-key it hurts people's lives. #illmakeit #MidwestAmbitions

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

Finding something worthwhile to do that doesn't involve a tractor #MidwestAmbitions

[ATBelladonna @SunreyesStorm]

Looking outside and not seeing five and a half thousand feet of snow in APRIL! #MidwestAmbitions #DareToDream #DreamsDieHere

[Hashtag Warriors :-) @HashtagXenas]

everything @iliza has ever said about chicks and alcohol is scary true. And that's why I don't drink anymore lol ~S

[Hashtag Warriors :-) @HashtagXenas]

@NerdistDotCom WHO THE FUCK IS STUPID ENOUGH TO GET THE GODDAMN DRESS TATTED ON THEM? DID IT CHANGE YOUR LIFE?! IDIOTS!