World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️

The Most Interesting Man in the 🌎.
Love Shooting Paper People.
Last 🇺🇸 Coder.
Dead Head.
🎸 Player.
My wife has a husband that women could only dream of.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@vileTexan I believe Marcus Aurelius said the same thing 1,500 years earlier.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@PnutJames @SoveyX @Faithstorming I'm not sure they "can't". But us non checks don't contribute to their beer money. So why bother.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@Faithstorming It's really quite simple. No pennies. Engagement doesn't count when non checks reply. Best reason to not pay the "fuck your face" guy.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@EinhornGabe Why not. Spain is a fàggót country.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@gypsynurse14 Nope. Funny thing. When I was younger I had regular bouts of back issues. Now I'm older and haven't had a back issue in 10 years. I attribute a lot of coffee and a general lack of exercise.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@TheSaviour Because of an AI pic? I'm confused.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@priyaee @lancevideos I don't know who those ppl are. But hot damn, I'm with you regardless. 😂

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@RickyTheGuido Are you gay or just retarded?

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@miles_commodore That's why I play guitar for at least 3 hrs a day. Sometimes 5 hrs of my wife's not home. Try it. It'll change your life.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@BiologicalWoma2 No idea. And really don't care. But why tf would they play a big game at 3p on a Monday? That's weird.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@ky_statesman Actually Kentucky burned down the USA to rule the world.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@edisonj_3 Wtf. Bronx doesn't have any beaches. This is kinda funny I guess.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@IranArmyMedia It's AI peeps. Don't be retarded.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@DANNI64AZ @alimo_philip @FIFAPresident @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup I don't know anything about soccer or the players. But seeing a crowd like that in times square not waving Palestinian or trans flags is pretty fucking cool. Who are they playing and when?

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@USATRUMPMAN1 And I forgot the coyotes we used get every so often. They're gone but I still hear them whine like little girls every night.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@USATRUMPMAN1 The only thing we have trouble with is rabbits. Somehow they are able to get under our fence. Our whole yard is a rabbit pen. But no more stray foxes and no more deer.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@ChinaRider82772 I remember that show. I was there. It may have been my first Dead show.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@USATRUMPMAN1 It was 70% here the other day
Usually 55-65%.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@Ehsan64255 @_Zaraquin Iran has (or had) 610k soldiers, not 90m. Other than remaining missiles, they don't have much remaining capability right now. After tomorrow, they'll be living without power, bridges, and water. It's basically over. Of course it's still dangerous for US personnel. But that's war.

[World's Tallest Midget 🎸🐕🐒 🦝🐿️ @HasselElmer]

@_Zaraquin They are decimated. You don't know this? Sure they're not gonna roll over because the hardcore islamists know it's either: hope for another ceasefire and hold onto power or get eaten alive by Iranian citizens. I really don't think you understand the real situation. All emotion.