hatcrabzombie

patrick. hates computers. senior software eng. hobbyist dog petter. he/him.

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Everyone needs a hug sometimes.

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@Brez642 @katie_honan if you visit Rome they are for sale basically everywhere, increasing in density the closer you get to the Vatican. this sounds like a shitpost but it is not.

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@MacOiler @TheTradeLawGuy the "fuck your feelings" crowd is once again having a lot of feelings

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@HibikiAfterDark @OmegaShinku @Chord4Five they do, but the creature dies at the same time (when state based actions are checked), and the trigger looks back to the counters it had before it died (otherwise it would never work)

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@totallynotbot89 @mweinbach because prior to now these companies (either implicitly or explicitly) rewarded spending huge token budgets and someone finally realized this is completely untenable in the long term

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@totallynotbot89 @mweinbach companies that have to consider this have already largely laid off their juniors in favour of AI

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@syazwan22878628 @ZaneShields2 @crotfs Thank you Phoenix Wright

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@Jason17798977 @heronherring this is lesbian speedrunning tryhard erasure

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@ProgDirectorate @Hezbolsonaro yeah we get taught he was a crook lmao. no point glorifying those who don't deserve it.

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@vamstel @kingpminch I'm not even mad, I'm just happy someone else loves this little dork

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@Zerodaim @Zlengamera @MelinShioto @UsagiKaede1 106.12. To "tap [a permanent] for mana" is to activate a mana ability of that permanent that includes the {T} symbol in its activation cost. See rule 605, "Mana Abilities."

you're activating the ability once regardless of how many times you tap to do it.

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@Zerodaim @Zlengamera @MelinShioto @UsagiKaede1 buddy I literally cited the rule that says that abilities that trigger when a permanent is tapped for mana triggers when the ability resolves, and it resolves only once.

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@Zlengamera @Zerodaim @MelinShioto @UsagiKaede1 Yep:
106.12a. An ability that triggers whenever a permanent "is tapped for mana" or is tapped for mana of a specified type triggers whenever such a mana ability resolves and produces mana or the specified type of mana.

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@VivienYaworski Thank you for your service! The player experience was great and the judging staff seemed really on top of things.

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@jakeformayor 4-3, some errors in the round 7 cost me the match. Swapped the Mutable for Noggle Robber after every game 1.

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@iaincole @Twitch Where did you find all these losers in the replies lol

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@Bgg882 @itsJulian23 Defense grid doesn't care about your counters

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@masterp641 @UsagiKaede1 you can elk it if you want but you won't keep it. the change of control only lasts until end of turn.

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@GuI_Dukat @siziyman As of the most recent public colour pie update, looting isn't in our for red. The last red looting card in a standard set was in Ixalan. https://t.co/wuJIbJMblE

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@weeabob I like to start with yesterday's word, keeps it fresh without having to come up with a new starting word

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if anything is going to convince me to leave this godforsaken website it's the replies to this tweet

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

This reminds me of my semi-annual question to showcase how little people understand about being poor, let's try it again:

If you woke up homeless, hungry, with $20 to your name, and had none of the connections you have now, how would you get off the streets?