Chris Greene

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

@SeePeterG Delete this

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

Imagine you're out and you miss this and then have to go collect a 15 tonne train carriage from the parcel motel

[Alstom UK & Ireland @AlstomUK]

All wrapped up! Special package out for delivery... 👀 🇮🇪 ☘️

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

@SeePeterG Good man Peter fantastic job of ruining the post as usual

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

@RK_Crown @SeePeterG Thanks crown, we're gonna do some nude ones just for you

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

I've been saying this for years

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

@bobzuronkle @SeePeterG No I hate being in the same room as Peter for too long

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

Hello everyone, we here at [brand] think we figured out the real reason Leo resigned . He was the guy who fell on the ice and he had the fear after drinking too much on st Patrick's day

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This offer is not redeemable in conjunction with any other offer

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

Hahaha maybe Leo is resigning because

(Left immersion on)
(Kate Middleton)
(Flat 7up)
(Price of pint went up)
(Shergar)
(Chicken fillet rolls)
(He heard the glenroe theme music and didn't have his homework done)

Hahahaha follow for more Irish jokes

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

Me expertly, thoughtfully and carefully watching my subway being made as I ask for more southwest sauce for the 3rd time

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

Oh that's the plan, John. That's the plan. :)

[John Greene @jjyoss83]

Excited to watch Chris Greene appear before an Oireachtas Committee fully nude to discuss.

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

Paul Gascoigne has arrived at the scene , claiming he is a friend of Chris Greene.

[Courts News Ireland @courtsnewsIRL]

Former 2FM presenter Chris Greene has resolved and agreed to withdraw claims of whistleblower penalisation and unfair dismissal against RTÉ, having accused the State broadcaster of sacking him after he made allegations about workplace sexual harassment.

https://t.co/bKksWsGy8M

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

Paul Gascoigne has arrived at the Kremlin claiming he is a friend of Vladimir Putin

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

Paul Gascoigne has arrived 12,000ft below sea level claiming he is a friend of the Titan submersible vessel

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

Paul Gascoigne has arrived at Wilson's Hospital school claiming he is a friend of Enoch Burke

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

@damien_omeara Obviously me, but because I like Silvio I'll give him this one.

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

can we finally stop washing our hands after using the toilet? i am so sick of doing that

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

@MikeCJF God sake will you buy dark souls and stop this shit posting

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

God almighty with how many layers of security there are now for online shopping doing the Christmas bits this year I feel like that guy in Lost who had to keep typing numbers into a terminal every few minutes. This is agony I think I'd prefer if we went back to writing cheques.

[Chris Greene @HateChrisGreene]

@damienmulley @iamCiaraKing Yes damien 😡