Khalifa🥷🏾🧛🏿‍♂️

Just living I guess?

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

When you treat a woman too well, she doesn't think you're amazing. She thinks she is.

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

- Convicted felon Sedriques Dumas walks out to “Locked Up” by Akon

- Miami police officer Luis Hernandez responds by walking out to “That’s The Sound of da Police”

- Hernandez then chokes him out in less than 60 seconds

you would not see this in ANY other sport bro 😭

[Swagger boy 👣 @swaggerlomo_]

You made the right choice

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

So it’s a feminine trait to beg??

[‏ٌ @ftblwaz]

Eden Hazard - 18/19

(@hazardeden10)

[Wild Vids @Wildvidz_]

As soon as the round started she regretted every time she slapped him

[Tripp @TrippThe3rd]

The day we have this conversation, we may break the internet.

[6'2shin @2SHIN]

the problem with 'leaving twitter' is that this is still where actual smart ppl are

every other platform is full 20 year olds with mini mics trying to explain shit to me

whereas twitter is full of fat ugly ppl who would never dare show their face but actually know their onions

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

I was debating with someone on Israel’s war on Palestine, He says He supports Israel because he’s a Christian and it’s in the Bible. I just knew I was talking to a fool.

[CFCDigest @CFCDigest]

Dortmund rejected £130m + Tammy Abraham for Haaland but somehow Man City got him for £50m? Yeah… lock them up.

[✯ @SwaGb0b0]

Your girl cheated and you're beefing the nigga😂

[🦂 @mrelikesosa]

im not having sex with a woman if i dont wanna eat her pussy lmaoo thats like the first thing on my mind when i get horny

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Sometimes I want love but, everyday I want money ....

[Khalifa🥷🏾🧛🏿‍♂️ @Hatedbyevry1]

@Gongolens @c_mobike Yeah amorji, you down?

[Khalifa🥷🏾🧛🏿‍♂️ @Hatedbyevry1]

Can’t believe Reece James has done this #cfc

[ً ً @Remxiz_]

@Vannialll Strip him of captaincy 👍

[BCS @BettercallSaamm]

@Remxiz_ @Vannialll To the person who quoted this to my tl, you train your kids till they reach fifteen before realising your brother is their biological father

[Precious @ilemidunf]

Cole Palmer btw, it takes only 10 mins to know if he will be lit in a game or not.

[Khalifa🥷🏾🧛🏿‍♂️ @Hatedbyevry1]

So wait even tomboy sef dey use pad