certified Ruto hater

I'M PETTY AND I'M FILLED WITH HATE / PHYSICIST / CAT OWNER
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[Kirinyet Brian @kirinyetbrian]

Inheritance 😆

[certified Ruto hater @HaterExellence]

Bro's prank is he's not taking pictures of him but a video instead 😭😭

[certified Ruto hater @HaterExellence]

@arapfy Another bites the dirt

[‏ِ @karoblaqx]

in your 20s as african man. atleast do yourself the favour of seeing what you look like with long hair. dreads or braids or whatever. don’t die being on low cut all your life bc of african standards.

[Bigstepper @Will_Mureithi]

That cute thing they love doing where they sit on you and say "Ebu Kaa vizuri" and start popping your face pimples whilst landing 100 Kisses per second>>>>>>

Ruto aliharibu nyota yangu wallahi

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Met someone with a bigger ass and a prettier face.

That girl would have gone to Mars for me before I even asked.

We were perfect together: Same taste in music, food and hobbies. We were both culers. Both Messi fans. I wrote music, she wrote poetry. I rapped, she sang. She was my baby, and I was her lover and older friend rolled into one.

Plus, she was funny as hell

She used to leave notes inside a book I kept on my nightstand: Poems about how much she loved me, her hopes for us, and sometimes her frustrations with me.

In it she also drew caricatures of me when I was working or sleeping.

I still have that book.

But a man wants what he wants. So when I went to camp and met the prettiest girl in my platoon, who couldn't get enough of me, I had to let my baby go.

I broke her heart.

And when I saw how much pain I'd caused her, it broke mine too.

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

Durk is not a snitch.

[DailyChiraq @DailyChiraq]

🥱🥱🥱

[certified Ruto hater @HaterExellence]

@nottmidas Sike 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.

[Rehauhetswe Mofokeng @itsRelo]

And it’s okay because you know what ? When table turns you will understand. Funerals don’t require an invite.

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

always express your discomfort to people you do not want to resent

[Ụlọma 💜 @ulxma]

You cannot believe this without believing that women are inferior. The only way debasing a man for being in a position you consider feminine works is if you think of femininity as degrading. It speaks more to your perception of your own worth than it does about his.

[certified Ruto hater @HaterExellence]

'Hey I mean I entered this earth know what getting drunk was worth. Drinking may not add years to your life but it sure as hell adds life to your years and on that note get me another pint'

Sir Alex Ferguson

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

Modern man is under the misconception that laboring isn't the default state of man

[Minga @KillaMinga]

I find it weird that people will see a homeless person with a dog and think “we have to help the dog” while helping the homeless person doesn’t even cross they minds.

[certified Ruto hater @HaterExellence]

Demons only exist in your religious imagination

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i think the highest form of love is consideration. if someone genuinely cares about u, they'll think about how their actions affect u

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

Disgust is the final level of detachment

[kou ❤️‍🩹 @demigodkou]

Ate pussy for the first time