silly girl

my musings, grievances and list of various complaints 👙

[silly girl @HaterToad]

I was able to replace a short notice cancellation today and the replacement left 30+ mins early

Cheers to that queen

[silly girl @HaterToad]

i need another break. this shit is just making me feel like i lose a piece of my soul again 🫩

[silly girl @HaterToad]

@DanaTurney1 so sorry this happened & sorry to randomly resurrect this.

max groomed me for years while i was a minor. it was a long time ago & ill save the details as they’d need a CW but he is repugnant & i agree w your statement 100% ❤️

[silly girl @HaterToad]

I have 5 clients this week and feel like I’m dying lol

2 today and 3 tomorrow 🥴 idk if imma make it through

[silly girl @HaterToad]

It’s very cute and sweet btw, I have just never had a “cool” kid book me lol

[silly girl @HaterToad]

I think her daughter is interesting looking but not beautiful sorry

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

I know Gwyneth wonders what sin she committed to cause her daughter to have a lazy eye

[silly girl @HaterToad]

One thing about me is that I’ll probably side with the most evil hooker over the best client

[silly girl @HaterToad]

I have the music taste of a 15 year old chav

[silly girl @HaterToad]

I had such a sad dream that I lost my friends at an airport, got on the wrong train without them and got so lost that I slept in a park with my suitcase lol

[silly girl @HaterToad]

In Australia, most of us hookers have Beem (which I think is like CashApp etc?)

Tell me why a client sent me $10. Not to sound ungrateful but what am I supposed to do with ten bucks?

Surely, $50? Maybe $20 if it’s for a coffee? Like what hahah

[silly girl @HaterToad]

@squeezefee Thank you! A friend recommended this too so I’m going to try it out :) and yes, I also hate the cocoa butter fake tan smell hahah

[silly girl @HaterToad]

This is how you do it. I’m big on working with the house and not against it!

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

This couple bought a flipped midcentury house and un-flipped it, and it’s gorgeous

[silly girl @HaterToad]

@squeezefee How long do you leave it on for?

[silly girl @HaterToad]

I hate clients asking about my tattoos

[silly girl @HaterToad]

@asianswer

[silly girl @HaterToad]

@squeezefee Omg that guy hahaha

[silly girl @HaterToad]

The pen was doing nothing, so I was trying all of the settings & accidentally took a massive hit 😭

I take 40mg gummies & they never get me as stoned as that

[silly girl @HaterToad]

Nail client bought me a cart, it did an absolute number on me & I barely made it through the appointment 😭

Terrifying. And I’m a seasoned stoner! I never get scared from weed and I was scared hahaha

[silly girl @HaterToad]

@surrealwhore I both love these for the absurdity and hate them so much lol

[silly girl @HaterToad]

My period was 2 days early last month and now it’s days late? Whyyyy 😭

Please I’m praying for the blood