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[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@Carrynor8o @Andy__99 @PedTalksSports So olise is not the best winger itw anymore?
Upa isn’t the best CB itw?
Kimmich isnt one of the best midfielders itw?
Davies isn’t the best fullback itw?
Karl isn’t one of the best youngsters itw?

I must be hallucinating

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@mstiasig He’s a mediocre striker who larps as a midfielder to escape comparisons with elite strikers lmao. His technical ability is basically lukaku level

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

Jude Smellingham in his last 10 games vs Pedri club and country

-2 wins
-8 (Eight) losses
-4 finals lost
-1 red card
-4 games with fewer passes completed than the opposition GK
-6 trophies for Pedri 0 trophies for smellingham

[🍃 @CH4RLIEH4RPER]

Pedri whenever he faces Bellingham

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

Barely anyone cares about “Bayern” and the Bundesliga especially not casuals who make up the majority. Only true haters like me tune in. The hierarchy of clubs can be observed by how relevant they are in their wins and losses

Barca
Madrid

Man United
Chelsea
Arsenal

The rest

[Ped @PedTalksSports]

You can tell nobody watches Bayern because there isn’t a single discussion about Olise being pocketed by Svensson vs Dortmund. When it’s Yamal they’re counting every misplaced pass

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

He’s learning the method Ronaldo and Kane used to scam a Balon D’or lol Kane was deadass scoring his hattricks AFTER his team was 3-0 up in multiple occasions 😭
The goal is simply to be the greatest statpadder there is

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇪🇸 LAMINE YAMAL HAS MADE IT FOUR FOR BARCELONA! WHAT A GOAL!

Barcelona 4-0 Alaves.

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@earth2bambino The heroin clearly worked

[𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀 🇪🇸 ⭐️⭐️ @MAGIAFCB]

Très hâte de voir comment soudain le critère du palmarès va devenir le facteur numéro 1 pour les gens après la saison a 70GA de Yamal sans LDC

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@sswazzy1 @Nexb0v @O0Baixinho9 So do you admit dogmos pepe and lass only TRIED TO HURT PLAYERS too
Cause ik you saw the clip i shared

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@BELLlNGH4M The stats don’t lie the accolades don’t either. Smellingham is a serial choker with 2 career major trophies lmao

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@cookietalksalot Turbodogshit vs Argentina
Mediocre b2b vs Bayern QFs
Turbodogshit b2b vs Arsenal QF
5 turbodogshit games in 8 vs Barca
4 turbodogshit games in 6 vs Atletico
2/2 dogshit performances vs Liverpool

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@cookietalksalot Mention the big games Bellingham has performed in over the past 3 years against teams of relatively equal footing

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@Skinnylegsfx @3ntitled Point is how come a Villarreal flop from a supposed shit league is somehow tearing your shit league apart?

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

Will forever maintain that “Finals record” is the stupidest shit ever
Her winning three prior series to this and losing one is somehow “worse” on her resume than if she missed the playoffs entirely

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Angel Reese is 0-1 in the finals

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@Skinnylegsfx @3ntitled The guy in your avi was a villarreal flop lmao

[ᴘᴇʀᴄ ɴᴏᴡɪᴛᴢᴋɪ @chuyshiesty]

he's 2 games into what jokic luka lebron giannis all have gone thru btw

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

“Anakin. Experts are concerned you’re becoming a symbol of right wing extremism”

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

Gabby williams what a woman

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

WNBA finals is getting lit but they need to stop chucking threes when a lot of them have good layup packages lol

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@isthisbelvoir @TheSportingWire @ErlingRoIe I’m a local singer in my village and Beyonce makes more than me why is that

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@oeduardoy Impressive very nice
Now show me the international trophies

[‘26ers @HaterZeppeli]

@oeduardoy Wtf is that bullshit lmfao just run me Smellingham’s international trophies rq