Hatfield Moose

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The Moose is finishing the holiday season by rereading all his cards from well wishers. Thanks to the Coynes in NC!

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The Moose wishes you a cool yule and a boppin' New Year.

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The Moose is all decked out in his holiday finery. Merry Christmas!

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The Moose has picked himself up after a difficult night. He is looking forward to a big weekend, possibly skiing.

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The moose sends a dick pic.

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The moose had a long, windy, snowy night. Send good wishes.

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

"Does torture work?" as a question needs to be put in the bin with "Is slavery commercially feasible?" & "Can genocide help overpopulation?"

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The Moose can't put his hands up, but you should. http://t.co/yE8Lm0ZHZp

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AHHHHHH!!! The Moose is being attacked by giant turkeys in retribution for Thanksgiving.

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The Moose is sleeping in today, but did get up for a moment to make Mrs. Moose some coffee. A slice of pumpkin pie too?

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@ToddGlass Will you have copies of your book tomorrow night @HeliumComedy? Also, happy Thanksgiving - I am a moose

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@PhillyInquirer RT Happy Thanksgiving from a moose!

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The Moose is loose. Everyone loves the moose. Tell your friends.

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hey @TheSixtiesPA 4 me its not "on the road again" cuz I'm ALWAYS ON ORVILLA ROAD #nahwhatimean

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@bergerking99 #birth #andwhencecameforthamoose #ontheroad #helllllyea

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And hence the lord said, "Is that a moose on Orvilla road - or am I still hungover from T-Giving Eve at Montellas." @Cliffjon #AMIRIGHT?

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@LansReporter How about a RT for the HatfieldMoose HAPPY THANKSGIVING