Brian Q 📼

Won a D.A.R.E. rap battle in 5th grade. Background extra in Kevin Smith's Jersey Girl. Accidently shoved a local weatherman to the ground.

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

@fitbit There has been a known bug with the weight goal being frozen in the app for over a month. The work arounds no longer work or have been taken away (desktop accessability). How can THE name in fitness trackers have so many major bugs in their software?

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@marrymegarfield All that matters is what makes it on screen. The process doesn't need to be glamorous or bad ass. It's an art and a craft. Who gives a shit if a painter used dollar store paint brushes if the painting is amazing.

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

I believe, as a matter of principle, every movie should crescendo with an action scene scored by Bonnie Tyler's Holdimg Out For a Hero.

[Womp Stomp Films @wompstompfilms]

Think about it...

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@Mike_Matei Why the fuck didn't they do this during the 3DS era? When it could be... 3D!?

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@LindsayWashburn Even if a few bomb, they still pay for themselves. Horror movies are the most fun movies to see with a crowd! A big crowd having a good time and elevated an ok movie to a great movie.

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

@kyledunnigan @kurtmetzger Very disrespectfu,l Kurp. Maybe someone should 9/11 your attitude!

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@DiscussingFilm Give him the key to the city!

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@joeramoni There's no accounting for taste.

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

@marc_benton I'm very sorry for your loss. But thank you for letting the world get to know a little about Roxanne. Now, a tiny bit of her light will live in the hearts of so many who never met her. That's a beautiful thing.

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

@Ryoze08 Hey! I was going to watch those tapes!

[Ryozee @Ryoze08]

Recycling old VHS Tapes into a cat feeder

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

Whoops. I guess I've started rewatching Northern Exposure.

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@RealEmirHan I know movie physics can be whatever we want, but wouldn't grabbing his dad at super speed snap his dad's body like a twig?

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

Handy cleaning tips for anyone smuggling jewelry in their ass.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

NHL stanley cup championship ring being cleaned up

📹 cleaningthedirtiest

https://t.co/q2SCdnfnv1

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

The older I get, the more I realize most movies are just Jumanji.

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

It's good to be back... soon!

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

Would a porno parody of Splash be called Sploosh?

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

My wife didn't believe me when I said I look like a perfect blend between a young Dan Aykroyd and David Duchovny. So I told AI to create this picture and yep! Looks just like me!

[Brian Q 📼 @HatHole]

Hey @Kohls! If you relaunched this vintage dinnerware pattern, it would make a billion dollars! I'm giving you this idea for free because I want to see it happen!