Matt Brown

Welshman in Kent. 🌲🍺

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

switched to @youfibre in Dec - great connectivity, sadly their customer support service is non-existent. Feel like I want to go in there, and show them how a 24/7 chat bot works, and maybe help them with their call facility. Very poor.

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

Please stop this poppycock and get on with your day jobs. https://t.co/bveJukceX7

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

@MayorofLondon Clean up the air underground bro.

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@JosMuleBarn1 @MichaelWarbur17 Oh do piss off

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

57% of 1% of the population. Good luck. You'll need it. #lizztrusspm

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@Se_Railway What is the point?

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

I despise how we are treated by @Se_Railway we are pawns in your politics. I feel contempt. Don't put on trains at all if you are going to treat us like cattle, no boards, no notice, no Aircon, packed out, crawling along. How dare you.

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

Drama queens.

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

@tortillauk you've given me a smack in the face of the sad reality that you don't care about the food you serve. I will never, EVER, order your food again. I will pay more for better food. Goodbye.

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

I find it very odd that #supernature whilst funny, you never see the audience. 🤔

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

Greedy @henrikstenson Henrik Stenson removed as Europe's Ryder Cup captain - https://t.co/pBEFdSqED6

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

I have just lost my wedding ring - in Buxton Derbyshire - just after giving a talk this afternoon - dropped I think on St John’s rd - if anyone finds it I would be so grateful - it is an old gold ring with a cross on the face. V embarrassed + grateful for RTs.

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

What a load of rubbish.

No one who served on Boris' Cabinet should have the right to try and dupe the nation. Kindly piss off. BBC News - Boris Johnson resignation: Zahawi and Shapps enter Tory leadership race
https://t.co/0iEQ7hx3q9

[LBC @LBC]

'An administration built entirely on lies and the bogus charisma of one of the most fraudulent individuals ever to inhabit public life in Britain, has come to an inevitable and inglorious end.'

James O'Brien's unrelenting farewell to Boris Johnson.

@mrjamesob

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

@ZenInternetHelp hello I have a router of yours following a switch to another provider, do you want it back?

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

So it’s not Brexit’s fault! But everything before we left was the EU’s fault? Oh I see!

Take some accountability for your disastrous decision; cost of living crisis, recession, chronic labour shortages, trade down, Dover gridlocked & long queues at passport control across Europe

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

Ultimate? My arse. Ultimate shite #lidl #lidlultimatesausages

[Matt Brown @hatmatic]

@GarethBale11 @Cymru Gold