Hatsephut

Female Pharoah

[Hatsephut @Hats3phut]

@Sorelle_Arduino Why on earth is working in Boots 'not accessible' for her??

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Somebody emailed my office to share this, from Facebook 😂😭

[Hatsephut @Hats3phut]

@Phoebe2403 @hermionegingol1 I was trying to put my finger on what the glaring change was, you're spot on! He's filtered in a perfect set of Turkey gnashers!

[Jane, Empress of the Known Universe (not GP)🏳️‍🌈 @blablafishcakes]

Apparently, there's to be a TV drama based on the story of Sturgeon & Murrell. Can you imagine how bad it'll be...
Scene One: "That's another parcel from Fortnum Mason the day, Peter! See if you dinna put all they cardboard boxes out in the recycling I'll run your MontBlanc pens through the fucking Husqvarna robotic lawnmower, so I will! And I'll not take any lessons on tidiness from you!"

[Hatsephut @Hats3phut]

@stueymaco I'm not sure he should be allowed to negotiate life alone - how does he manage to dress himself in the morning? (Badly - Ed.) He seems to think taking the piss out of him is 'hitting on' him? Bless him, it's been so long since anyone hit on him, he's forgotten how it works 😂

[Hatsephut @Hats3phut]

@Gaynotqueer1 "I think I'll be ok, nobody will clock me" 🙄😂😂

[Hatsephut @Hats3phut]

@TracyJa10846459 @MazCeee You'd smile with your mouth closed, wouldn't you? Not give a rictus grin!

[Hatsephut @Hats3phut]

@ladela13 @MazCeee Somebody must have gifted him a brush too, as it appears to have been brushed fairly recently 😂

[Hatsephut @Hats3phut]

@hermionegingol1 One day, somebody will shock him, by dragging him through the courts and being awarded his only worldly goods, the Fiat 500. You're right though, if won't be JKR, she's having too much entertainment laughing at him instead.

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

Terri Irwin has not been on a single date since losing Steve because she already had her happily ever after.

Terri met Steve Irwin in 1991 when she visited Australia Zoo as a tourist from Oregon.

They married eight months later and spent 14 years building a life that most people only dream about, two kids, a zoo, and a shared obsession with wildlife that took them all over the world.

Then on September 4, 2006, a stingray barb pierced Steve's heart while he was snorkelling on the Great Barrier Reef. He passed away almost instantly. He was 44.

Terri has not been on a single date since.

She has said she experienced her "happily ever after" with Steve, and that's enough.

Her purpose now lives in her kids, Australia Zoo, and the conservation mission she and Steve built together, a mission she has refused to let die with him.

Nearly two decades later, she still runs the zoo, still fights for wildlife, and still wears her wedding ring.

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[Hatsephut @Hats3phut]

@blablafishcakes You sir, have never seen a real one. Hair inside, completely common??

[Hatsephut @Hats3phut]

@ArabellaSock @hermionegingol1 To be fair, we probably did it all wrong 😂

[Hatsephut @Hats3phut]

I can't wait to see Megsy's new acting role as a cleaner in the Rover's Return. How exciting!

[The Independent @Independent]

Why Harry’s homecoming is good news for William – and the UK

[Hatsephut @Hats3phut]

@Councillorsuzie Oh God, this tediousness is going to be everywhere soon, isn't it? Once they're back, it'll be wall to wall Ginge & Whinge.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

And once he’s placed her brain safely in the freezer, what should the man do with the rest of the body?

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

My cat sits and watches outside like an old man who has been retired 12 years, has a small drink problem and knows the name of every squirrel in the garden

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

Note to snakes- don’t mess with CATS!!!