Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody||

So, falling off a train sucks. Know what sucks more? Being a fucking ghost, literally. #NotInterestedCauseImAGhostDumbass #BoonieBaby

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

"Call me Casper and I will fuck you up."

》Ghost, literally. I fell off a train, Hydra dug me up.
》Sergeant. Asshole. Sniper.
》Knower of weird facts.
》@InkedPatriotism, did you know Female kangaroos have three vaginas?
》Crossover and OC Friendly.
》Author: @BoondockBaby

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

Makes me want to bang you into next week. And if I had a dick I would. #TrueStory

[Steve Rogers @InkedPatriotism]

#NewProfilePic

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

I can't do shit, I'm a ghost and I don't have a dick... Or at least not one I can feel.

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

Bread. The other other white not meat. [Smirks]

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

I would say grab my dick, but yeah... [Pouts] https://t.co/YRSrlRUo2H

[Steve Rogers @InkedPatriotism]

"Oh, no. I'm /so/ scared. Whatever shall I do?" https://t.co/SN4aJyoI1u

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

Boo, motherfuckers!

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

#GhostBoner

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

#GhostDick

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

So what I can't do because my dick doesn't work because I am a got damn ghost.

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

Do him for me, Dani!

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

[Looks cute and ghosty]

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

Half and half depending on the Bucky.

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

[Throws it down cause fuck the other Buckys] https://t.co/4wQK98hs5q

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

[Looks at followers] No... Fucking no, nope. Not happening.

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

[Grumbly ghosts noises]

[Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| @ShieldedSadist]

"Take my heart and drag me to hell..."

✯ #Sadist

✯ Captain. Ruthless. Psychopath. Asshole. Dominant.

✯ Slightly Cannibalistic. Blood Play. Power Hungry.

✯ Will burn the world down for, @SavageChimera, he is all that matters.

✯ Single SL.

✯ Author: @BoondockBaby

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

[Grins at @CowdickRainbow]

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

[Gays all over @RantyFanGirl]

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

[Winks at him and smirks] Yeah, you know you want it, Stevie. https://t.co/xDwLMSoiem

[Steve Rogers @InkedPatriotism]

Just sits back and enjoys the show. And what a fucking show it is. https://t.co/cmqRqvfLmd

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

[Ghost grinding is so a thing and proceeds to do it to @InkedPatriotism] https://t.co/Q3DUPHawLE

[Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| @HauntedSergeant]

[Sings loudly to @InkedPatriotism] https://t.co/1VTGy3xANA