𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑

I don't want my dinner to VENT! AH HA HAAAAH! | UN-OFFICIAL PARODY

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

Because, after all . . .

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗳?~

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

@Freakshow_Max I keep forgetting how deranged humanity has become.

You are no better, yet I tolerate you.

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

@Freakshow_Max The only beating thing you're worth fighting for are your organs caged in your bones.~

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

HAH!

[the boyfriend @NGBLUERAPPER]

HELP ME

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

..I might as well join.

[BOB VELSEB. @MeatFanatic]

I mean yes.

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

@MeatFanatic You had more meat on ya. Thought it would've been a waste to leave you.

[smanic. (but spooky) @SmanicDaHotdogg]

i like em a lot
#lavenderade

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

You people have a chat?

..Huh.

[BOB VELSEB. @MeatFanatic]

A chat for the people like us

Kinda

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

The what?

[BOB VELSEB. @MeatFanatic]

Do we add this guy to evil gigglity chat

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

Good memories.

[I - SKID! - I @SP0OKYSK3LETONS]

..my corruption week back in like..5 years ago

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

@ToonburgDandy I liked him too. He used to share his cookies.

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

Me? Scary?!

Don't be ridiculous, little one!

I'm simply playing along for the ocasion! You know? The Spooky Month!

[I - SKID! - I @SP0OKYSK3LETONS]

Because you aren't spooky..

You are scary!!!

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

Hello!~

[GFriend.exe @DeterminationGF]

* Mr. Monster!! Hiii!

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

And why's that, little one?

[I - SKID! - I @SP0OKYSK3LETONS]

I don't like you

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

Swell meetup with you too, demon.

[Girlfriend .�� @GFSpeakers]

Sigh.

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

If they even remember me.

[the boyfriend @NGBLUERAPPER]

don't worry

you'll get a shot again soon

probably

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

I've been preparing my vocals for any future performances of mine!

...If I'll ever get some.

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

Oh, live with it, blueberry.

You managed to encounter eldritch horrors for six whole years, you sure can encounter an old friend again.

[Boyfriend .ᐟ @BarSpitter]

I guess not, but I'm still not happy 'bout it.

[𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @HauntingCitrus]

Well, not technically *my* fault now, is it?

[Boyfriend .ᐟ @BarSpitter]

I get back, and the first thing I see is your fugly citrus ass.
I'm at my limit here, man.