Derp Haus

*facepalm*

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

Original Derp Haus reunited! #derps #OG #blessed

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

The president has left the building. #endofderphaus

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

@bethrowboat Iconic.

[Just Kaity Things @justkaitythings]

Kaity tries Finnegan's Irish Amber #kaitytries

[Just Kaity Things @justkaitythings]

How do you wipe your butt after pooping?

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

"Lick it up, big boi" #JustPrezThings

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

DERP COLLEEN RAN A HALF MARATHON YESTERDAY! Bonus: SHE DID NOT POOP! #teamderp #teamnopoop

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

"I'm as dry as a bone!"

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

Update: did not poop. https://t.co/IkgR7gBFdG

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

Our dearest Derp @laniesullivan is running a MARATHON today! Do you think she will poop her pants? #GoLanieGo

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

SHE DID IT! @laniesullivan just ran a marathon! #GoLanieGo #DerpRunsAMarathon

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

Spotted around mile 21 not too long ago. She's almost there! #GoLanieGo #DerpRunsAMarathon

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

Laner update: HALFWAY! #GoLanieGo #DerpRunsAMarathon

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

Our dearest Derp @laniesullivan is running a MARATHON today! Do you think she will poop her pants? #GoLanieGo

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

When finals are about to hit you quicker than you thought

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

#NewProfilePic

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

"I don't know anything about girls"

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

"I consider myself juicy garbage." #JustPrezThings

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

"We all get urges."

[Derp Haus @HausDerp]

"I ran for 3 minutes today and I didn't poop. Maybe that makes me privileged. Maybe that means I'm good." #JustPrezThings