Laura Hauser

chase after the dream, don’t chase after the money

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

Good morning to everyone but the guy who asked me if I “even know football”

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

@CoachHauserAST the students on tour get younger and younger every year....

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

@ElizabethBerg_1 I’m unsure if I’ve ever read a more accurate tweet!

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

@kendall_klein I’d like to think I’m always # 3

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

For the first time in a long time, watching the news doesn’t HURT.

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

When someone creates a fall themed “Trump train” in their yard with scarecrows/goblins is it because they support Trump or is it because it’s spooky af and could technically be considered a Halloween decoration??

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

“Let’s try to be serious about it”

[Nick Jonas @nickjonas]

I’ve been to the year 3000 not much has changed, except everyone was wearing a mask.

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

@SwordShieldNews Right r

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

@meghanamanda1 @JacquelynKeable @ddagesse12 The whole trip was cheaper than the FaceTime call.....

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

*Loft has 50% off sale*
Me: Great time to get some new dresses (even though I’ve worn nothing but sweatpants/leggings for the past 22 days & am currently working from my couch)
SOS, help.

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

Week 4: I now have Disney+

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The last two weeks have been a strange ten years.

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

My dad has already made me rewatch the coin toss 3x so I’ll probably see the end of this game around 3am

[Chase Rice @ChaseRiceMusic]

If it’s Monday, and it’s over....

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

In attempt to save money, I’ve started making coffee at night so that I can have ice coffee in the morning.... Tonight I forgot to place a cup under my Keurig and this is not worth the $2.89

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

@hahabita I have no babies to share but I like to think I gave @kaylamiz fantastic (yet slightly terrifying) suggestions

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

Post grad life is reminding myself that when a student is telling me about thier time at SAE they mean at their “supervised agricultural experience” and not a frat basement.

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

It’s only Tuesday but I literally just walked into a wall while talking to a student so I think that’s enough of a reason to fast forward to Friday.

[Laura Hauser @Hauserx44]

The man in the drive thru decided to make small talk while waiting to give me my order. First thing he says, “How are the kids?”