Brooklyn Ambassador

Seltzer Enthusiast & Rotisserie Chicken Advocate

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

@TheDegenWeekly @fadule_ Yea king is attrocious. Replace that with “dog” and its fairly accurate

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

this is NUTTTTYYYY

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

I can make you see colours that don’t exist!

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

@chili_dipped Not as many par 5s thus less bird opportunities thus fair game to not disclose

[Jake Malasek @jakemalasek]

What happened to Quinn XCII?

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

@schwibz @J_Swish24

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

@onlyzapicks @69LouSassle69 @rgfray1 Nah liz kmarko keegs

[Amanda Vance @amandacvance]

Babe wake up a new Aaron Rodgers edit just dropped

(I made it)

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

@jtreg91 @stoolpresidente That would be so sick.

[vincenzo @alargemike]

This loan sales guy found my highschool football tape on Youtube and thought talking shit would get me to refinance my house.

Honestly respect.

[Spieth’s “inner” Dialogue @SpazzyMind]

Hitting draws into tucked left pins

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

@ArtemusVandelay @ProGolfCritic Its likely cause hes the main guy for Netflix so its natural that all these tours choose him for access

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

If your name is Sarah and you’re not telling people it’s short for Triceratops, what are you even doing with your life?

[AeroNiners 🇺🇸 @BowTiedNiners]

Some peak corporate jargon heard around the office today:

“We need to stop putting racing stripes on the Titanic”

[Loris @0xLoris]

'hey let's hop on a call'

hey hop off a building

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

In boston feeling historic power ranking of americans:

Smartest: james madison
Most pivotal: george washington
Most visionary: teddy roose or alexander hamilton
Most aura: JFK
Most screwed over: rob e lee
Mostv power hungry:Hamilton or FDR
Best pensmanship: john jay

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

@_edmparlays Wait bry I’m in boston all day tomorrow for work, wanna hit the bars?

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

THAT’S BASEBALL

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

@PopuliThe @keithedwards They have a full documentary on this couple

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

@MurrayHillGuy1 @keithedwards Watch the movie its insane

[Brooklyn Ambassador @HaveAColdOne]

Full doc about this couple, one of my favorites ever.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This is the couple who climbed to the top of the Empire State Building