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@blaireerskine Just imagine...

...there is at least one person out there in the billions who will find Harvey Weinstein’s feet sexually desirable.

And yet still no one wants to fuck @tedcruz

#TedCruzisaTraitor
#TedCruzisADisgrace
#TedCruzIsAJoke
#CanadianTedCruz

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@AJ_Aria031729 @hullo_nicole @NHLJets Thank goodness. I’d hate to lose you from my feed!

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@AJ_Aria031729 @hullo_nicole @NHLJets Please don’t get Covid…you’re in a danger province, ain’t ya?

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@DMNCBIRD If I hear mention of Betty White any time this year, I’m going to lose my fucking mind.

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Fuck you, 2021.

This sucks.

#WillieGarson

[Rob Morrow @RobMorrow_]

Our sweet pal #WillieGarson has passed on. Dear soul, rest easy.

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That crotch fit, tho…

Good god this is hilarious.

[John Rogers @JohnRogers7News]

Today the US Space Force revealed the prototype for its service dress uniform. What do you think? @SpaceForceDoD

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America is officially a parody country now.

Way to go, @TheOnion

[John Rogers @JohnRogers7News]

Today the US Space Force revealed the prototype for its service dress uniform. What do you think? @SpaceForceDoD

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@BAFJustTheFacts Personally I enjoy being older. I’d much rather have amazing insurance than get laid.

They make appliances for that nowadays.

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@SheIsBeauty101 I have a feeling this meme is…sexual in nature…

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@SheIsBeauty101 The miracle of pharmacology means a quicker bounce back!

Living in the future is fantastic!

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@SheIsBeauty101 @brummett_marie “Who’s going first?”

“I’m on bottom!”

“Let’s get started!”

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@SheIsBeauty101 @MayoIsSpicyy She’s got Bette Davis arms!

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@SheIsBeauty101 …”and go fuck yourselves!”

Ooops…I mean, um…doves!

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@stefanthinks How did you know how high I am??

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@DylanAdler6 Totally agree!!

The relationship you have with your therapist is incredibly important… If they have knowledge of what you are/were going through because they do go/have gone through the same thing, that empathy is amazing.

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@theDVSMarcus You say that as though Conservatives have the capacity to feel happy…

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@tedavid93 Listen to this one talk like she doesn’t know what cornholing is…

What a lying sack of fucking shit.

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@JohnCYuma 😝

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Punctuation is important, folks!

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@SheIsBeauty101 That’s the thing about riddles…most often the answer is right there, staring back at you. Secret is to stop thinking normally, if that makes sense…

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@levarburton

Can I hire you to play my dad? Not in a movie or TVShow…just at my home?

Seriously though…there is NO ONE ALIVE MORE APPROPRIATE TO COMFORTABLY TRANSITION FROM OUR ALEX.

Way to fuck up the search @Jeopardy! Thought y’all were smart…

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