Hopnoffmydickerson

West by God

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Can you be a huge pussy and still have aura?

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Mr Gorbachev… Pull out those balls

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Hokit vs Lewis is the fattest thing to happen to DC since the Haynesworth contract

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Columbia Heights is the new Nashville #KeepUp

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Who up Joshing their Hart

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When its finally the Wizards turn next year WE all going crazy on Columbia Pike

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

De'Aaron Fox aint nothing but D'Angelo Russell with John Calipari’s phone number

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Just ordered a bucket of Athletic brews

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Popped a zyn while driving home in a storm and now i feel like im being hunted for sport

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Bad bitch named Severe Thunderstorm Warning keeps hitting my line

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What happened this weekend alcoholicly can never happen again

[ReyT @wnbafire]

The least masculine thing you can do is not have a jump shot lmao

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Coors Light brother

[Aira @Airaxora]

starts with C and we all love it?

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Putting on some white noise to fall asleep to (Luke Kennard Duke highlights)

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Told our strategic advisor i didnt get any work done today and he drove over to my house and split me in half Shaq Style

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Thanks :)

[y @ysuckme]

you will be soooooooooo successful.

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Holy chet mane

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Can I get a diet coke. And can I do that on draft please?

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James Corden

[moon⭑.ᐟ @cuteonlyvibes]

gun to your head name a fruit

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Our HR department is a fifth of crown and a beretta