Chase Hawkins

Your real mom.

[Chase Hawkins @Hawkingsly]

@joshuahorowitz are new #HappySadConfused eps going to be on @SoundCloud? I miss the celebrities. And you... but mainly the celebrities.

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Finally received my @minimates #ArmyOfDarkness resin statue. Had to order #597 of 1,993 all the… https://t.co/mERcEW9XOX

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Wow, #DatakTarr is on #DaredevilSeason2 ... Maybe I should think about learning the actor's name. #Defiance #SyFy #Marvel

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Going solo this beautiful Sunday morning at sevenmilecafe because @_finchoyd is too tuckered… https://t.co/wCwhlhzY4t

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@AskCapitalOne 227663. I did make the purchase, it says to reply "000" for yes, "001" for no

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@AskCapitalOne I received a text saying, "URGENT: Capital One Fraud Case 410: Did you chrg..." Is it safe to reply to this or is it a fraud?

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@_finchoyd @warxpro awake now surrounded by darkness, listening to Milo sing his siren song of despair. What is happening?

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First trimester is officially complete. The world shall experience the presence of my spawn on (or… https://t.co/x41rw9jZHE

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@TellEmSteveDave in regard to the salary convo on the last pod, check out @adamruins on @truTV. Just did a great ep on the subject.

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@ThatKevinSmith If you haven't seen #BadMilo, it seems right "up your alley" after hearing this week's #Smodcast https://t.co/1BIpKK5xJK

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@BQQuinn I can't find #WhatSayYou on @SoundCloud... Soon?

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@ThatKevinSmith @EdumacationAndy had to pull over to cry from laughter at the "peg boy hole" chorus line. #edumacation #perfectparody

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First time at #CoyoteBluff ... #BurgerAficionado #Amarillo https://t.co/xGx8GQCo5u

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First 5000 meter row... and probably the last. #crossfit #crossfitpampa #noragrets @ttusamsteen… https://t.co/zZnVhvTb5l

[Lucas Parker @ToqueLuc]

As a Canadian I hope the SuperBowl ends in a tie. The silver team and the blue team both worked so hard all year and they're such nice boys.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Drain the blood, cure and slice the flesh, season and fry the potatoes, feed them the sugar water. Be born. Toil. Die. Arby's. We sell food.

[Chase Hawkins @Hawkingsly]

@EdumacationAndy http://t.co/Deuc7YEhIv Similar to the changes made to rubbing alcohol during prohibition... #edumacorrection

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@EdumacationAndy @ThatKevinSmith Just finished listening to every episode of #Edumacation on #SoundCloud. Thank you both for the laughs!

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@EdumacationAndy Can I reach/exceed a laughter limit in a day or lifetime? I feel void of emotion after laughing ferociously at #Edumacation

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I've never been photogenic... #BabyOG http://t.co/kaqnZxLN4W