Uncle Ji can't even give a pitch report without "fixing"
The funny part was someone screaming in the background "Live hai.. Live hai"
Just Pakistani things!😂
The GOAT of stat padding. Ask for average, he’ll deliver. Ask for strike rate, he’ll deliver. An entire arsenal of stat padding, executed to perfection.
Meanwhile, look at the circus some of these so-called stars are creating.
One sharing half-naked pictures on Snapchat, another getting drunk and begging the state govt for land on X. The majority are nothing but insecure, brand-obsessed sellouts. #INDvsNZ
Gautam Gambhir: Mujhe har us khiladi pe garv hai jo desh ke liye khelta hai. All of us should be proud of our bowling unit.
On tackling wobble seam: i don’t go into technicality. There wasn’t a lot of deviation, its job of batter to negate movement. More than seam, areas and length created problems for us. We got stuck into the crease…
Absolute Idiot this @GautamGambhir, Dude you were getting your backside handed to you in English conditions while Geoffrey Boycott literally called you a walking wicket. Some nerve lecturing others! #INDvsNZ
Gautam Gambhir: There are no unplayable deliveries in international cricket. Matt Henry bowled in good areas but we should be able to negate that. You are always concerned when you get bundled out for 90 odd. These are conditions close to World Cup. Even previous game we lost seven wickets, its a concern.
@RCBTweets - You have one job!
Before anyone jumps in with the usual “Australian conditions”, I’ve been keeping an eye on this guy even during the recent IND vs AUS A series. He bowled exceptionally well in Indian conditions too. #ENGvsAUS
Perfect conditions and ideal weather to bat first, yet this dumb puppet captain chose to field. @ShreyasIyer15 clearly has no clue how to read the conditions or take the right decisions. #INDvsNZ
The guy who once deliberately skipped SENA tours can’t even survive the first few overs in his last 4 matches, while padding his stats in IND conditions. Next, he’ll probably announce his ambition to play the 2031 WC too, riding on the influence of certain surnames.#INDvsNZ
We keep building apartments and residential complexes, but as a society, we have failed to develop the civic sense needed to coexist. Governments must enforce laws, and we as citizens must instil civic values across generations. Both have failed us miserably.
सवाल…. तुमने कभी विधवा औरत देखी हैं…??
जवाब… नही
तो घर जाकर अपनी माँ को देख लेना…
ये कहना था फ़रीदाबाद के रहने वाले मोनू का….
फ़रीदाबाद, हरियाणा…
सेक्टर नम्बर… 21 C हाउस नम्बर… 641
चार माले की बिल्डिंग हैं…
ग्राउंड फ़्लोर पर रहते है… परमजीत धनकड..
परमजीत, Tech Mahindra एशिया के बिज़नेस हैड हैं…
फ़िलहाल सिंगापुर में रह रहे थे…
लेकिन दीपावली और घर में विवाह समारोह के चलते फ़रीदाबाद वाले घर आए हुए थे…
इसी बिल्डिंग के तीसरे माले पर मोनू शर्मा नाम का कन्स्ट्रक्शन्स ठेकेदार रहता हैं…
परमजीत और मोनू की कार पार्किंग पास पास में थी
कार पार्किंग को लेकर दोनों के बीच कहासुनी हो गई..
मोनू अपनी गाड़ी टेढ़ी पार्क करता था…जिससे परमजीत की पार्किंग ब्लॉक हो जाती थी…
इसके अलावा मोनू अपने पालतू कुत्ते को रोज़ सुबह सुबह पार्किंग एरिया में लाता
और परमजीत की पार्किंग में कुत्ते से पॉटी करवाता…
पाँच नवम्बर को परमजीत पुलिस थाने पहुँच गया…
और शिकायत दर्ज करवाई…
पुलिस ने मोनू को बुलाया…
मोनू ने पुलिस के सामने परमजीत को जान से मारने की धमकी दी…
फिर भी पुलिस ने मोनू को चेतावनी देकर छोड़ दिया…
धनतेरस वाले दिन मोनू ने परमजीत को पार्किंग एरिया में बुलाया…
परमजीत और उसका बेटा मोनू से मिलने पार्किंग एरिया में पहुँचे…
मोनू ने परमजीत के बेटे से कहा… तुमने कभी विधवा औरत देखी हैं…??
परमजीत का बेटा बोलता नहीं…
मोनू परमजीत को 9 गोलियाँ मारता है… और कहता है
घर जाकर अपनी माँ को देख लेना….!!!
Every paki went wah-wah over Babar’s 50, calling a road a tough pitch!😂
Pak scored 434 without a single individual 💯, while Sri Lanka are 348/4 with DDS scoring 141.
The PCB stats guy conveniently used a 10-innings filter to exclude DDS & put Babar on top😂. #PAKvsSL
Looks like Batman is coming for VENGEANCE!
Politician Rohit and Mumbai are in for a proper roasting next season.
Jailed CSK fans were busy hyping Hardik & Ben Stokes inclusion, especially on @ashwinravi99 YT channel. They’re well and truly fucked! 😂 #HardikPandya
Usman Khawaja has little to gain by inventing revelations to sell his book.
The bowlers & team claiming ignorance is simply hard to believe.
So if it was a team-wide thing, just like the YELLOW team banned in the IPL, this YELLOW team deserves a ban too.
Usman Khawaja faces tough questions from Sarah Ferguson on ABC’s 7.30 about the Sandpaper Gate scandal.
A must-watch interview, as Khawaja struggles to answer the questions.
Stop using Virat’s name for cheap clickbait. These people aren’t his fans, just clout-chasing monsters exploiting his popularity for reach.
Kane was asked to pick players he had actually played alongside. He never played with Virat. It’s that simple. Stop manufacturing outrage!
🔴NO VIRAT KOHLI IN KANE WILLIAMSON GREATEST TEAMMATES X1 🤯
- few days ago, Kane praised Virat for his nature & the bond they share. Now, Virat isn't even in the playing XI. 🤯
Marco Jansen 🇿🇦
Hardik Pandya 🇮🇳
Azmatullah Omarzai 🇦🇫
Marcus Stoinis 🇦🇺
That’s some serious Elite list or all-rounder firepower in the lower middle order.
And yet, @RCBTweets will somehow turn up & smash them again. 😂 #IPL2027
🚨 THE BCCI HAS APPROVED THE TRADE. 🚨
- Arshdeep Singh to play in Mumbai Indians in IPL 2027.
- Hardik Pandya to play in Punjab Kings in IPL 2027. (Cricbuzz).
Not only is Babar🔔Azam a glorified loser, his fans are certified ones too. PAK lost 0-2 to BAN, drew 1-1 with WI & got whitewashed 0-3 by ENG. Now playing SL. Rock bottom of the WTC table, yet these clowns are celebrating a 50 average in 10 innings. Standards are underground!
Babar Azam is the only test batter to average 50 this year.
Surprisingly that is more than batters like Joe Root & Harry Brook. But that is because he remained not out on 2 occasions in West Indies otherwise he couldn’t score a 100 this year and has 4 fifties. Pakistan managed to win only Test this year that against WI.
Why do we have this crazy fascination with crackers? Kids, I get it. But grown adults with zero civic sense indulging in this nonsense is beyond ridiculous.