Uncle Bubba Bass

Good morning aficionado, carnivore, things that go bang. NB 608 respecter. All due respect is implied in my posts.

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

@manhattanmaker Bob, good morning.

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

People out there buying new Astons and I’m like “I should really buy this E36 roller”

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

My supraspinatus is whacked.

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

@braxton_mccoy Pussy.

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

Every time my three year old sees the PUMA symbol he starts meowing. Decided to take him in the PUMA store today and he never stopped. Mom loved it.

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

@notwtfomgbbq Damn, yeah he knows the spots

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

Nice messican food restaurant with a bunch of mid sized SUVs out front = bad food.

Hole in the wall messican restaurant with a bunch of Chevy pickups out front = good food.

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

Got pulled over this morning, was let go without a warning. He must have figured out my son is the local kid karting champion.

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

@manhattanmaker That’s dope. Still going to lose to Junior in whatever shitbox you decide to get.

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

We’re supposed to vote today right?

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

@ragweed2020 @manhattanmaker @bot @grok No, kinda tired though

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

@ragweed2020 @manhattanmaker @bot @grok Nobody says regal anymore dork. Stupid boomer.

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

Final destination type stuff. So tragic.

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@notwtfomgbbq Would be a very shrewd relaxed negotiator.

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

@PandoraRawks Yeah I’ll never be as cool as him. 🤣

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

@HardPass4 Bonus point if they stop and pee.

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@jeffinseak Please….for the love of everything holy….

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

@HawgTexas Can’t argue that, the fight was very much needed in their “return to roots” campaign.

[Uncle Bubba Bass @HawksHauling]

Basically sums up Caddy’s F1 season. However it was there first so hopefully they have a lot more data to help them next season.

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Here is Valtteri Bottas crash from yesterday with full team radio where you can hear just how angry he was😬