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starving (sandwich) artist

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No one came to your inauguration #SignsYoureNotVeryPopular

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@i_heart__bikes a bigoted asshole online is still an an asshole.

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Is Charlie working in the mailroom? https://t.co/7rjJz7ykn0 @alwayssunny

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@LAYS I would pay top dollar for a bag of just folded chips. How can I make that happen?

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@disneyplus @drewisgooden 😆 new video?

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I guess we now know why Carrie didn’t call 911? #satc #AndJustLikeThat

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@kurtisconner @dannygonzalez one of you guys need to review this movie 😂https://t.co/dXXHnrMcF5

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@bobbyhristova @Nique_Hamilton “Shy's Place GM Kayla Sticklee said in an email on Friday the restaurant is enforcing vaccine certificates. She said she doesn't know how it got on the anti-vaccine passport lists circulating online, and is trying to get the business removed.” Lol that’s a lie. They’re the worst.

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CERTIFIED MOTHER BOY @arresteddev @MrTonyHale #CertfiedLoverboy #drake

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We are advanced enough to fly to space but not advanced enough to film it #virgingalatic

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@jonasbrothers When Joe Jonas visibly laughed at my poster was when I peaked in life #RememberThis @jonasbrothers

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Has anyone ever noticed how strange Tina Fey’s arms are? #GoldenGlobes #TinaFey

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@tiredtrot @YosephHaddad @CNN Lol guess you’re not getting vaccinated 🇮🇱

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So I took a shower and afterwards, I thought to myself that I was washing off 2020. Then I proceeded to take my white claws to the fridge where the box opened up, causing all the white claws to come crashing down, spraying all over me. Guess 2020 wasn’t done with me yet.

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Hillary and Hilaria

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#ItSmelledSoBadI have flies following me

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I want the moderator to ask Pence where his eyebrows are? Are they in that bunker trump hid in? #VPDebate

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Hey @realDonaldTrump I heard drinking bleach works

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Made a lil something to celebrate a brilliant canadian show 🇨🇦 @SchittsCreek @danjlevy @annefrances @Realeugenelevy #CatherineOHara #SchittsCreek #Emmys

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Due to allergies, my nose has been running non stop for the last few months. And that’s honestly the only exercise my body has had since the beginning of quarantine.