Queen Elizabeth III

sup

[Queen Elizabeth III @HayleeBaby16]

when ur stoned af & ur mom says u gotta babysit

[b. @oc3ansluut]

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated.

She is me.

[Ryan 🥣 @ryanposting]

(To Applebee’s bartender) nothing for me. Heard any good rumors lately?

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

i love reaching for my water bottle in the middle of the night and drinking the whole thing in one sip like a starving hamster

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume

me: yes that's when i didn't have a job

[ricky ��� @RickyThaGOAT]

if i say to you “i’ll let you know” just go enjoy your day bro

[🖤🦇The Satanic Stripper🦇🖤 @SVTVNICSTRIPPER]

I agree with this law

[ℜ𝔢𝔶 @reyydrew]

my toxic trait is being productive for 20mins then giving myself a 2 hour break

[amelia @softparisian]

i miss the girl who could read a book in one sitting

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

No bones today. Let your boss know.

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

i just know scott disick punching the air

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Throwback to one of the greatest moments in television history!

[Alexander 23 @alexander23]

“you snooze you lose” okay i would like to lose then

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

This

[Dave Scheidt @DaveScheidt]

Hellllll yeah that’s what I’m talking about brother

[k @fysfit]

My boyfriend eats damn near 4,000 calories a day and is basically 2% body fat and I just want to know what it’s like to be gods favorite

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Being alive is very time consuming