Max Keeble

Don't pay attention to what I'm saying

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

@rainesonthemhoe So innocent lol he must be protected

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

15yo busser at work asked to see the meme I showed my co-worker about hotboxing your car and this sweet child says "yeah cars get so hot in the summer, the seat belts can burn you!" Yes buddy you're so right

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@atreyuofficial is such an unserious band in their videos and I'm obsessed. Can't wait for Rocklahoma 🤘

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

@cort2xz 100%

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@cort2xz I got my car back!! I just wanted to keep you updated 😂😘

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

@cort2xz Yes!! They got it Sunday night. Police found it Tuesday morning and it's not as broken as last time thankfully, but I'm definitely gonna get it fixed and trade it in 😭

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

@cort2xz Jk they stole it AGAIN!!!!! 😡😡

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

I work at a country club now and literally sold $2,000 worth of food and drinks....AT A POOL. These rich people are nice but infuriating

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

Thoughts about The Ringer.... Is it wholesome or inappropriate?

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I hate anytime I have something with grapefruit in it is a *treat* bc I'm not supposed to have it with my antidepressants. Like, what has life come to?

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@ElaineLowder I know I could! 😆

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

My friends keep telling me NOT to adopt a snake but why would I want my weird and unsettling vibes to stop where they are now

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

My friends said I shared a bowl of pasta with the cat and then passed out on the couch. That's a successful 28th birthday in my book 🤙

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

@Sarajferg Same!

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

Today a little girl told me she liked my red hair and my stamps (tattoos). I need her following me all day to give compliments from now on

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

The wildest show I've ever seen in my life is Extreme Love on Hulu. I highly recommend

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My 18 year old coworker's "ick" list. No man is safe 😂

[Max Keeble @HayleeDoubleU]

One of my best friends is pregnant, two of them are getting engaged, and I'm just on cloud 9 bc I found out Dunkin has turkey sausage. We're all doing so well in life 🙌

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@ChrisMotionless was so amazing this weekend, his performance is going to get me through the whole summer 🤘🥲