Hayley Callaway

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Reading Sam Quinones' heartbreaking book on fentanyl & meth, "The Least of Us," and I can't stop thinking........ if Gus from Psych was a pharma rep during 2006-2014... did Gus contribute to the opioid epidemic?? @SteveFranks

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@JoAnn_Stores why has your website become really janky in the last week??? It's really hard to navigate now.

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@PinoleCA your website is inaccessible. This is what I get when I try it.

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Congrats to Crash 2 for beating out the 2 other movies that discuss racism that were actually made by black people.

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@EvanDM @mikeyface And Shameik Moore as Tim Drake

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2016: All the celebrities you love are dead.

2017: And the rest are all monsters.

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These Republican senators are the ultimate fuckboys. Playing with our emotions and mental health.

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@duolingo Spent 15 whole minutes saying the same phrase into the app. "Es la mejor institucion del pais" I know it wasn't wrong every time.

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Considering checking on your Neopets account but you'll feel so guilty when you see that your griffin is dead. It's been 10 years.

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I could finish every book on my shelves if only I stopped reading 50,000 word fanfics every day.

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Biden is the weird uncle everyone wanted. Trump is the creepy uncle everyone got.

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Rogue One spoiler: Darth Vader has the sickest dad jokes.

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I see SO MANY people using #blessed. Could people start using #damned so we can balance this out?

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Do you ever watch Batman & Robin and wonder what Batman's interest rate is? #adult

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#WhenJokerIsYourNeighbor Sephora boxes of red lipstick keep coming to your door every freaking week b/c he put the address in wrong.

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Boy: Our 1st dance at our wedding will not be to Ludacris.
Me: Well then get back motherf*cker, you don't know me like that.

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The music in Wonder Woman sounded like the soundtrack for Spy Kids. I'm down for that.

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Job Interview for Psychologist:
"Why do you want this job?"
"Why do you have a compulsion to ask that question?"
Interviewer cries.

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If a bro sends a girl a dick pic, and she sends a different dick pic back, do you think he would just go with it?

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Calvin Harris admits he didn't write his own song and yet his ex is the one being "exposed"? For doing work? I don't understand???