Hayley Gallivan

[Knipples @StevieKnip]

*in straw factory*
This is the last straw, I quit
*throws straw out window*
*straw lands on next door camel factory*
*camels scream in pain*

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Bacon is the main reason I will never be a vegetarian.

[Hayley Gallivan @HayleyGallivan]

I'm gonna love ya like a black widow baby

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If he doesn't text back, he's probably dead. Or should be, at least.

[Hayley Gallivan @HayleyGallivan]

“@chanelpuke: When you're about to die but you need one last McChicken http://t.co/vySrZ3CkaV” @LeahNand @shaekissick

[Knipples @StevieKnip]

*points red dot on guards chest*

*moves red dot onto ground*

*guard chases dot*

*moves red dot off cliff*

*sneaks into unguarded door*

[Hayley Gallivan @HayleyGallivan]

Thanks to social media I feel like I went to veld, BVJ and boots and hearts all in one weekend