Hayley Pratt

Dogs and beer make me happy.

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

#1: Men who don't support planned Parenthood https://t.co/fF2IaaRjR3

[Daily Star @dailystar]

Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina
https://t.co/cCHiG56uU3

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory.)

[athena @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

@kenzianidiot Without a doubt, Doctor Death.

[Max @trashp0ster]

If Jesus has SB commercial money he needs to pay taxes

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

Diego is getting a nice break from me telling him to look at Lizzie being cute every five minutes.

Instead, I’m telling him to look at the snow every three minutes.

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

@Janiffer_Hyde I was placed in Madison, Wisconsin lol. Not the coolest but at least they didn’t read me as Mormon 😭

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

If my Spotify wrapped placed me in Provo, Utah, I think I would just have to delete the whole app.

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

I just want to tell my dad how much I miss him.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the person who's about to legislate your human rights away

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

Told Diego I wanted to do a little getaway for my birthday. He told he’d planned something but wouldn’t give me any details. This morning he told me we’re flying somewhere??? And still won’t tell me where 🫣

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

Hot tip from you Eye Doctor’s office: if you’re coming in because you think you may have pink eye, don’t try on our fucking glasses 🙃

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

@CrumblCookies ☘️☘️☘️☘️🙏🏻

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

@NessyOrlando The joy I get every time I see a 🤌🏻 is unparalleled. The casting is also sooo good.

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

@NessyOrlando I’m on my third attempt to watch it! I’ve always liked it, but never got invested. I’m about to start season 3. I’m curious to hear what you think.

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

@supcads Did you pay to watch it??

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

My favorite part of going to the gym is cleaning up after ripped guys who are apparently too weak to put their equipment away when they’re done.

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

@CrumblCookies @Janiffer_Hyde @OpieRose_23

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

@Janiffer_Hyde A second chance to do it for Harambe.

[Hayley Pratt @HayleysComet12]

Every once and a while I think about how we convinced my Bestfriend’s boyfriend that her full name is Emilia, when it’s actually Emily. They’ve been together for over year and he still believes this.