Hayley 🥔

make pierogies not war

[Hayley 🥔 @HayleyVanider]

I’m starting to accept that window shopping in the cookbook section is my most effective form of self care

[re: emma @evemmore]

obsessed with the new love is blind where this girl is like I don’t know how to tell you this… but I trust you… I hope you understand my darkest secret… sometimes I bartend on weekends

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

I do not want to be on the computer ... I want to be an elderly Mediterranean man who spends all day sitting outside a cafe and complaining with his friends

[Sea Bass @Sea_Bass078]

This tweet goes out to little things wrapped in dough and have a savory filling. Ravioli. Potstickers. Calzone. Soup Dumplings. Tortellini. Rangoons. Gyoza. Stuffed Shells. Xiu mai. Pierogis.

[between tufans @tufannadjafi]

timothée chalamet sounds like the name of a very wealthy mouse

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

zen

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

they’re unionizing

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

yeah

[Sarah @sarahoftherings]

After being indoors for too long: nothing matters :(
After going on a short walk by the river: nothing matters :)

[olivia @dadswhotweet]

are you from the maritimes or do you not call your cat a sook

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Me saying “No rush” when the restaurant calls and says my orders gonna be delayed a little because they’re busy

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Unicorns are absurdly close to being horses. They are one bone more than a horse.
If you love unicorns but are not sated by horses, consider that maybe what you really love is bones.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

buddy if your fact is not fun i swear to god

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

wtf eating bread was my high point of quarantine

[Hayley 🥔 @HayleyVanider]

I think I’m finally ready to watch wall-e again

[Hayley 🥔 @HayleyVanider]

Just want caramel coffee cake

[Hayley 🥔 @HayleyVanider]

My second grade class spent their break forcing me to write their names and random words in calligraphy fonts lmao. Is this my life now

[Hayley 🥔 @HayleyVanider]

How many brushes until there are holes right through my cheeks? What a fun gamble

[Hayley 🥔 @HayleyVanider]

Am I allergic to arm and hammer toothpaste?? Or is it supposed to make the skin inside of my mouth shed off like a slippery ol snake?