Hayzel Newt

bring me eggs

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

@othatsraspberry It's because the path wasn't watered

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

I only eat salt that you can carve into a cat and shove a light up its butt.

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

wake me up when september ends

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

I gave Norma a radio 'cause I had 2... #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

‘Who’s the lady with the log?’ Bless Catherine Coulson. #Twinpeakswatchparty

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

A legit mistake that David Lynch kept in! #Twinpeakswatchparty

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

Best intro I’ve ever had! #Twinpeakswatchparty the car was being towed but we didn’t have a lot of road so had to blister through it! ⁦@madchenamick⁩

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

Time to press the ▶️ button and get the #TwinPeaksWatchParty started!

[Netflix @netflix]

David Lynch's Twin Peaks premiered 30 years ago today and the owls are still not what they seem

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

The Nothing Tee @coolshirtz #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

Inkboy as a hoodie @coolshirtz #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

Blue Overgrown Hat @coolshirtz #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

Overgrown Hoodie @coolshirtz #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

yee yee #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

brehh

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

It's about time!

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

does anyone remember when i had the official @sweden account for one week and the government decided to end the entire account forever or is it just me

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

so excited to finally announce that i’m at my fucking breaking point

[Hayzel Newt @HayzelNoof]

Hey Twitter, please post pics of your cats yawning, here is my cat :))