Mama Haze

26🌻 Maisie & Grady’s Mama ❤️

[Mama Haze @Hazel_Kitzman]

At what point I’m your life do you go from I don’t know where it is to I swear to god if I find it.

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@aaaalyssa_ Neither can Colton haha she is the voice of Mirabel in enchanto and he said there’s no way haha

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@majesticmorgaan Well fuck send it my way

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What do Starbucks and nurses have in common?

Their both short staffed

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@MarkhamTaylor @Ash_MarieT16 I never clocked out when I was working with maisie too

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Me- I need to eat another pineapple to soften my cervix..... Colton- Why does your cervix need to be soft? Also what is a cervix? 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@Riiaahh22 Florida court parties those were the good ol days.

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@MaKaylaKeim lol no I wish not yet hopefully he comes in the next week

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The worst part about having a newborn is the constant anxiety of checking to make sure they are still breathing.

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This is the first year my grandma who is 70 is not voting ever. Yes voting is crucial but choosing the lesser (if there even is one) of two evils is not the answer.

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How it started vs how it’s going.

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@Noellebreanne We got a bassinet that will hold the dockatot this time so hopefully he will sleep in that Maisie was in bed with us in it for 6 mo

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Me to Colton- “you cant bring Maisie to our bed when she cries when we have a new baby coming.”
Also me- *hears noise downstairs imagine someone breaking in and taking my baby. Grabs Maisie from her crib and brings her to bed with us* 😬

[Mama Haze @Hazel_Kitzman]

Things I learned today....

Redheads bleed more than the average person making them prone to hemorrhaging and require a lot more pain medication #randomfactoftheday

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Does it surprise anyone that Maisie has her first sip of alcohol.......given to her by @Megan_garber.......and it was tequila 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Colton- “Awww thanks babe you got me a new Iowa State hat”
Me- “Ummm that’s mine”

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@VivaLaBandita Same mediacom was supposed to cold to us by Wednesday to restore our cable 🙄

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@KelseyDyson No never 🤦🏼‍♀️

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I decided to take less classes after this term to help me better succeed in nursing school with the new babe slowly approaching so now I graduate June 29 and we get married on July 3 🙃