MJ

Follow me on twitter, but dont follow me in real life or i will have you arrested. #PIMS #PPU

[MJ @HazelL0ver]

Wenis.

[MJ @HazelL0ver]

Reference for my last tweet:

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Moms spaghetti it’s alllllll ready Detroit! Come thru Wednesday 🍝 info on the site - https://t.co/b49UQxAhnx

[MJ @HazelL0ver]

he looks like he lives in his moms basement. He finally gets so fed up he finally says, “IM THE REAL SLIM SHADY!” I laugh and point at James like “yeah, so is he, as am I”. I drive off and say to James “he kind of looked like Eminem though.” END. #1stTweetThisYear

[MJ @HazelL0ver]

my screenplay- ps, I suck @ grammar. So, James & I drive thru “Moms Spaghetti”. I don’t realize it’s @Eminem taking our order- or at the window. Dude’s name tag says “Marshall Mathers”- still doesn’t click. Em is dropping mad hints bcuz he realizes idk who tf he is. I’m like,

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James is too busy arguing with people on Reddit to look up and realize who he is. I FINALLY ask for my change, frustrated and hangry… dude has been rapping for AGES! I just don’t care, and he sucks. Plus-

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Why is Justin Bieber challenging Tom Cruise to a fight?? Wtf, I forgot how weird Twitter is.

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Baltimore sucks.

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@vodkamau5 You’re absolutely welcome

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@AshtonR3 Omg I can only imagine! You’re going to be so lost

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Of course, only Natalie Portman- the military trained biologist- can kill the giant alligator.

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The first rule to NHL is that you must play “TNT” and “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC for https://t.co/7eaxmZsC8C.

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@vodkamau5 That must be why my brothers and I look like we have on white turtle necks in our family portrait (taken at K mart)

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My mom is not white and neither of my parents were born in or grew up in Florida so I don’t understand. Haaaalp

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Why were there so many neon-red heads and crayon yellow blondes in the 90s?? Where did they go? Did they color their hair with radiation and die out? Everyone...dig out your parents old albums, I need answers!

[MJ @HazelL0ver]

@vodkamau5 NUH UH!!! It’s only been 3ish years ( I think!?)

[MJ @HazelL0ver]

@vodkamau5 Y.... your right and left caratid for voting against LIBrary funding

[MJ @HazelL0ver]

@vodkamau5 If u were a real witch you would have cut y

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@vodkamau5 Wow. Good for you canceling out the local LIBrary vote for more funding. Hashtag #dick

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#Castlevania