Hazlam

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Fuck sake.

[fizzy 🍬🎃 (commissions open!!) @hevvenworld]

hii chat im tired

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

My fantasy football league has the WORST last place punishment 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 loser has to share telecast of an NFL game without the express written consent of the National Football League

[aielg 🦐 @aielg_]

I just found out that horror skunx (the verity songs guy) was responsible for that banban gif and I was genuinely surprised

[midst @dutch33fury]

my unbiased predictions for the rest of the 2026 season:

🇸🇬 VER
🇺🇸 VER
🇲🇽 VER
🇧🇷 VER
🇺🇸 VER
🇶🇦 VER
🇦🇪 VER

[Natural Harmonia Tropius @avillionposting]

Tears streaming down my face why did it say this

[1,364 Days until Robert Sanchez's Contract Expires @RobSanchezOUT]

Ain't this the girl that got brutally mogged by Jorginho????😭😭😭😭

[LB @LBLFC_]

I see Chris Kavanagh, a referee from Manchester whose brother supposedly has a Manchester City season ticket, has been put in charge for the Liverpool game. No surprise.

[hiba³ @versstappening]

happy one day anniversary to those who celibate

[Awesome CoD Zombies Facts @awesumzombiefac]

POV: It’s October 2024

Black Ops 6 just came out
You’re listening to ‘Thick of It’ while playing Liberty Falls.
Then the new Talk Tuah podcast drops.
All while you’re eating a Lunchly for your daily snack.

Life is good

[Kat @kitkat4xl]

Take your age, multiply it by 2, and add 40. Thats the youngest age you should date

[☢️🕸️Non-Mutant Superhero🕸️☢️ @parallellivez]

When you smell a delicious pie

[Hazlam @Hazlam67]

I refuse to accept that an egg fried this rice

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

My aunts boyfriend is a Michael Jackson impersonator. He doesn’t sing or dance, he just does all the weird personal stuff.

[gondorian @wizardchud]

"Look, I just think they were clearly happier as slaves"

"Thats barbaric! House elves should have rights like everyone else!"

"House Elves?"