Hazzer Hazmat

Why the hell am I still here

Retro vanished out thin air, hell yah that dreaded Sinox is gone!!!

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

@diamond_tk287 DAMMIT

...

Wait..

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

Oh shit, Hazzy UGC??
Should I go for classic or regular??

Also will Retro finally acknowledge my existence!!???

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

@diamond_tk287

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

I exist lol

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

@diamond_tk287 FELLOW DEMON
Who the hell are you??

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

@chadbroski696 Man no one looks at a paper with a bunch of words on it, not even me-

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

Oh yeah, didn't do no fancy form to enter Team Retro Reborn.
Retro jus had me sign a small waiver.
Now re-reading it (because I didn't in the first place).
I agreed to be the crash test dummy of the team..-

Dammit, Retro.

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

=]

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

It's honesty better than whatever the rest of my dead team has.

And hey, no Kaiju's!

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

Now what?
._.

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

Hey, I got this kewl guitar now.
Thanks I guess..-

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

Apparently I had "cheated death" and went back to hell momentarily.
After a few days they realized they had the wrong hazzy and sent me back up.

So uhh... I look like this now.. ._.

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

@diamond_tk287 hhhh
I'm sorry-
Don't hurt me T~T
He seemed cool.
And plus he can make good brownies.

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

Hopefully I don't get mauled for this..

Buuuuut I've been secretly talking and hanging out with Kai..

._.

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

@diamond_tk287

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

@diamond_tk287 >:[

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

Well Retro is bringing back Their team.
Fuck my life
The rest of my old team is still dead D:<

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

@Kittenpaws4535 Oh shi-

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

clearly

You don't have a hazmat suit.

[ℝ𝕖𝕥𝕣𝕠/𝙰𝚋𝚢𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚕(💎 ) @diamond_tk287]

clearly

you don't have a lab coat.

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

@NileWoods88743 That NJ.
Never thought he was the lust type, as all he was last year as a silly guy who played music.

[Hazzer Hazmat @Hazzmatter]

If you think Team Retro just vanished.
Trust me.

I put cameras EVERYWHERE.

GhostFox as gotten taller and now owns a guitar and is roommates with an oversized snake.
Leo is still the bragging type.
And NJ.. 😬
Yeah I might take the camera out of the bathroom...-